:p lol

Well I was shopping for a new car
Which one's me
A cool convertible or an SUV
Too bad I didn't know my credit was
whack cause now I'm driving off the lot in a used subcompact
f-r-e-e that spells free
credit report dot com baby
Saw their ads on my tv
Thought about going but was too lazy
Now instead of looking fly and rolling
phat my legs are sticking to the vinyl
and my posse's getting laughed at
f-r-e-e that spells free
credit report dot com baby

They say a man should always dress for the job he wants,
So why am I dressed up like a pirate in this resturaunt?
It's all because some hacker stole my identity,
Now I'm in here every evening serving chowder and iced tea,
Should've gone to free credit report dot com
I could of seen it coming at me like an atom bomb,
they monitor your credit and send you e-mail alerts,
So you don't end up selling fish to tourists in T-shirts

Well I married my dream boy
I married my dream boy
But he didn't tell me his credit was bad
So now instead of living in a pleasant suburb
We're living in the basement at his mom and dad's
No we can't get a loan
for a respectable home
Just because my boy defaulted on some old credit cards
If we gone to free credit report dot com
I'd be a happy bacheloret
With a dog and a yard

I wasted your life didn't I?

You can never have it back now >:P​

 

thanks alot D:

*goes to get more icing*

 

lol, thanks.... I probally waisted 3min of my time reading that.... >.<

 

I've seen that commercial I don't know how many times today.