One of the quickest ways to grind my gears

"Don't fill that up with tap water, it tastes funny."
"That's all in your head."

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No fucking shit it's all in my head! The brain is the primary interpreter of environmental stimuli! Nothing ever isn't all in my head!

NOW USE THE FRIDGE WATER BEFORE I FILL YOUR ASS WITH MY FOOT

 

Why would anyone even think that tap water is the same as processed water? It's proven that each tap and plumbing system imparts different properties onto the water that runs through it. It's why some places in Pennsylvania could light their tap water on fire when a natural gas company was using a process called fracking to release gases from rock.

 

You guys have bad tap water? Ha, another reason why Glorious Nippon is better than America.

 

I said we could light our on fire. How is that bad?

 

I think tap water tastes better than fridge water.

 

I think flaming water would be a good weapon during war time.

 

Or, you know, peace time.

 

Ok, so you can light water on fire.

CAN YOU LIGHT FIRE ON WATER?!

 

That's chemically impossible.

 

I like tap water. ._. Really I'm just too poor (lazy) to get one of those filter things.

 

One could always use Gear Grind.

 

"You know, I think this fluoride bag has a 'TOXIC - DO NOT INGEST' label on it, do you think we shou-"
"Oh, shut up, it's good for your teeth."

D:Jssfdkgkkkkkkkkl;

 

Our town's tap water is so bad that it gave kids cancer in the 80s and they even made a movie about it with John Travolta.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Civil_Action_(film)