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In west Bermuda Triangle born and raised
In the screaming woods of Scotland's where I spent most of my days
Stabbing folk raping ladies real hard
And all shooting ******s out in front of my yard
When a couple of guys
Looked like they tasted real good
Started living sort of near my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and I STABBED THE **** OUT OF THOSE ****ING BASTERDS AND SAVED THEIR HAIR
And that's basically how I became the prince of bel air

Well. I warned you.

 

Can I get fries with that?

 

oh i'm sorry, did you say something?

 

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INNNN SOVIET RUSSIA BORN AND RAISED
COVERED IN BEES IS HOW I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS
CHILLIN OUT MAXIN BEING COVERED AND BEES
AND PLAYING WITH MY HORNETS UP TO MY KNEE'S!
WHEN A COUPLE OF BEE FARMERS!
THEY WERE STEALING MY FUN!
HAD TO SHOOT EM DOWN WITH MY TOMMY GUN!
I forget the rest

 

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now this is a story all about how
my life got flipped turned upside down
if you'd like to take a minute
just listen to me
i'll tell you all about ryuk the shimigami

in the shimigami realm born and raised
killing people is how i spent some of my days.
just killing and gambling and acting all cool.
when i though my death note into a pool.
Then a guy name light yagami.
he got it, and i'm his shimigami.
he asked if i wanted to know so i nod.
he said "all i want to be is a new god.

that's all i came up with

 

INNNN DETROIT BORN AND RAISED
KICKING EVERYONES ASSESS IN PATTA CAKE IS HOW I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS
CHILLIN OUT ON MY STOOP WITH DA STOOP KID
AND PLAYING PATTA CAKE FOR 93 HOURS!
WHEN A COUPLE OF WIZ KIDS!
THEY WERE PLAYING PATTA CAKE FOR 101 HOURS!
HAD TO SHOOT THEM SO I COULD WIN
MY DADDEH SAW THIS AND SHIPPED ME TO HELL MICHIGAN!

i am moving to hell Michigan xD