Okay, this suit jacket makes no sense.

1. There are buttons on both sides, with no corresponding button holes.
2. There is one pocket on the lowest quarter of either side. Normally this would be okay, but they are sewn shut. The only hint that they are actual pockets is that there are holes in the hem that keeps them from being used.
3 There are button holes on the collar which have no buttons to which to attach.

What is this abomination?