oh, yay

So I finally got my birthday present from my great aunt.


...
[ It was a barbie doll.]

*twitch*

Im FIFTEEN. ;;

 

^ My reaction ^​

 

My aunt got me a pack of Digimon cards last year. I didn't know they still sold those. ._.

 

Just...do the pencil dissapearing trick on her. (barbie)

 

I like how you have to put barbie in parenthesis so we know you don't wanna kill her aunt.

 

Hey, who said I didn't want to kill her? 0:3

 

Belated birthday present. Bah.

 

Pfft, 15 isnt that old.

 

This is true.

Too old for barbies though, I'd say.

 

The point is- I didn't even like barbies as a young girl. I used to cut their heads off xD

 

I used to launch 'em outta windows n' play surgeon with 'em. =D

 

I strapped them to lit fireworks. Sometimes I just cut out the middleman and set them on fire.

 

...This makes me think of Toy Story for some reason... D:

 

These are the lessons that I drew from things.

DON'T TELL YOUR KIDS TO THINK DIFFERENT OR ELSE THEY WILL