Oh my. I seem to be a mite peckish and there isn't any snack food in the house.

Oh, what's this? Popping corn? That's peculiar. We don't have a popcorn maker. Oh well. Back to searching.

HOLY CRAP A POPCORN MAKER!

You ready for this, KHV?

 

Bringing out a popped corn maker?

My corporeal being is prpared~

 

There's a specific thing to make popcorn?
Pffff, we just use the microwave.

 

It's not microwave popping corn. It's this kind:

 

Yea, I got that.
But the thing is, why would you buy that kind in the first place when microwave popcorn exists?
Unless it's for camping or something.

 

1. Put kernels in a pan
2. Cover with lid
3. ???????????
4. Popcorn

 

I think we've had it for years. We probably got it for that one camping trip that we planned but then canceled. No idea where we got that machine though.

 

So you can make stuff like caramel popcorn. And kettle corn.

Mmmmmmmm..... Kettle corn~

 

Is it... safe to eat, if it's years old?

Hey guess what?
They have those for the microwave too.

 

It doesn't expire and tastes better homemade.

 

It was pretty delicious, so I'm going to assume so until my bowels explode.