Noooooooo!!!

My mum keeps accusing me of taking drugs =[

Help?

 

Just give her a looks saying 'What the f are you talking about?' then say she's being silly.

 

Tell her if she's really that crazy to believe it than go and get tested.

 

She thinks I'm the crazy oen ya know >.>

Jusat because I said there's nothing wrong with cannibalism, that I was a potato and that she had a monkey on her head.

And now she thinks I'm on drugs TT^TT

 

Really? O_o

I say stuff like that all the time. Just tell her in a serious tone that you aren't and that you're just being silly. Also assure her that drugs are bad and that'd you'd never take them. Ever. Unless they're medicimal.

 

Ahh, she's oblivious to randomness.
Then show her this message.

HEY LADY! JUST BECAUSE PEOPLE LIKE US LIKE TO BE RANDOM DOESNT MEAN THAT WE'RE ON DRUGS! If that was the case then I would probably be in jail right now.
IT'S CALLED HAVING FUN AND BEING WEIRD, AND ITS WHAT PEOPLE LIKE US DO WITH THEIR FRIENDS!

...Meh.

 

^Truer words have never been spoken.

 

^^ Arigato