New pickup lines

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Kubo, Jul 18, 2012.

  1. Kubo Kingdom Keeper

    Joined:
    Feb 6, 2010
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Penalty area, ready to shoot
    108
    983
    Hope you got some new and neat ones. I'm sure you do.
     
  2. jafar custom title

    Joined:
    Dec 28, 2007
    1,652
    feel free to use this one. ;)
     
  3. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

    Joined:
    Aug 1, 2007
    Gender:
    Girl ️‍⚧️
    Location:
    College
    2,178
    What's your name?
    [Allow her to say her name.]
    Hello, [Name], I'm the Doctor! Run for your life!
     
  4. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

    Joined:
    Jun 9, 2007
    Gender:
    Male
    827
    I like a girl whose underwear is just like I like my marijuana. Laced.
     
  5. The Twin My, what a strange duet

    Joined:
    Mar 30, 2007
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    The Devil's Carnival
    143
    Yes, my lord. -pulls glove off hand with teeth-
     
  6. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2011
    Location:
    The Matinée
    1,207
    I hate everything, too.

    Want to talk about it?
     
  7. Jiku Neon Kingdom Keeper

    Joined:
    Jul 24, 2007
    Location:
    Moe, Victoria
    1,258
    878
    How much to ride this ride?
     
  8. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2011
    Location:
    The Matinée
    1,207
    How about 30,000Â¥ for tonight?
     
  9. Jiku Neon Kingdom Keeper

    Joined:
    Jul 24, 2007
    Location:
    Moe, Victoria
    1,258
    878
    Is there a slot for that or do I pay the cashier?
     
  10. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2011
    Location:
    The Matinée
    1,207
    There is a slot, but you'll have to find it.
     
  11. Jiku Neon Kingdom Keeper

    Joined:
    Jul 24, 2007
    Location:
    Moe, Victoria
    1,258
    878
    Should I be trying higher or lower?
     
  12. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2011
    Location:
    The Matinée
    1,207
    Try both?
     
  13. Jiku Neon Kingdom Keeper

    Joined:
    Jul 24, 2007
    Location:
    Moe, Victoria
    1,258
    878
    From the top it is.
     
  14. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2011
    Location:
    The Matinée
    1,207
    Pickup: Successful.
     
  15. Beau Hollow Bastion Committee

    Joined:
    Jan 11, 2009
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    753
    634
    Ladies and gentlemen, the easiest way in existence to pick up a woman.

    Bravo! *applauds*
     
  16. LARiA Twilight Town Denizen

    Joined:
    Feb 12, 2011
    Location:
    The Café Musain
    318
    285
    *picks her up* ...oh, was I to say a line? Uhh, hi, this is my line. I've already picked you up so, um, that's done. To my bedroom? Or yours, uhm... I mean, y'know. If you want to. I'm game, obviously. I picked you up.

    *cringe*