My new language

I'll replace hard c sounds with k so that way we kould speak with more sense
I'll replace the soft c with s so that way we kould avoid nonsense
I'll replase the th with d way we kould avoid closure
I'll replase ea with i so dat way we still kould avoid it
I'll replase y with e so dat wae we kould have a new language
I'll remove some letters like e from like and som oder so we kould ya now!

~skips~

so dat wae wi kuld spik beder dan evah!

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T'was really damn bored