My math professor at school

Is old. He breaks the chalk for the blackboard at least once each class. And he stinks at explaining math properties. >:

 

Your school is old too. "Chalk" xD

 

That was actually just to emphasize the oldness xD

 

We have an old lady who lives in our school and always wears purple. When I say we, I meant they, since I am so awesome I don't have to go to their school.

 

Cool story, bro.