My Mallet.

So then KHV.
The time has come for you to see my darling Mallet.

Spoiler

And yes,it is on my bed.
Due to the fact I sleep with it under my pillow.
I love my mallet <3

 

Oh mallet, my mallet
How I love you so
You'll be my hammer and I'll be your bro.
I don't need a shell to treat you well,
And I won't strike a nail, though I know you won't fail,
to save you from rust, tear, and wear.
Together, we'll rule, just you and me.
From beneath my pillow, you join in my dreams.
Oh mallet, my mallet
How I love you so.

 

I have a mallet like that, but it's got a wood head and I made it in wood shop. It's good for bashing things.

 

Why did I have the feeling you made this thread?

*stares at past conversations*

o.o;;

That explains it.

That's a very nice mallet you have thar~

 

Thats my new theme song. <3

 

So beautiful :')
Lovely picture, it captures its malletiness