My house wished me a happy birthday

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Stardust, Dec 9, 2009.

  1. Stardust Chaser

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    [But you at KHV can't even bring yourselves to insomuch as MENTION it? ;___; I'm hurt. Truly.]

    So today I walked in after school and let my dog out the back door only to hear intense deafening BLARING. Apparently SOMEONE, probably my MOTHER, set the alarm this morning without letting me know. And me, not knowing the disarm code, had to sit there for several minutes while my ears were raped by my house trying to figure out what to do. My mom wouldn't answer her cell phone >: .

    ...Then I remembered that my grandparents were told the code just in case we forgot, so I called them and was able to disarm it. BUT WAIT. THERE'S MORE.

    After that was over I pressed the off button again because I thought you had to press it once to stop the alarm and another time to disarm it. Not so. It re-armed itself. And for some reason I'd already forgotten the code. I put it in wrong and it made this weird beeping noise and I was scared shitless it'd go off again....

    ...But it didn't, so I tried it again and got it right that time.
    Then I wrote it down on a sheet of paper in huuuge letters and posted it on my bulletin board. So yeah.

    On another note, I'm sixteen today, but I kinda feel like a four year old now.
     
  2. reptar REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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    im so sorry ;;


    happy birthday
     
  3. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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    Your house can TALK?
     
  4. Sumi suicidé

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    Happy birthday Starfishyyy <3
     
  5. Guardian Soul hella sad & hella rad

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    Sorry...

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY :birthday:
     
  6. Misty gimme kiss

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    Happy birthday! c:

    That doesn't sound like a fun way to be woken up. D:
     
  7. Xaale Sylph of Hope

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    Oh lord I would've freaked out xD;;

    Happy birthday :'D