My grandmother's dating advice

Like every woman of age in my family. There advice/phrase on how to get a guy. A way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

My older sister's advice/phrase.
The way to a man's heart isn't through his stomach. It's a little further south.

 

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lolwut ?

 

wut? .

 

lol................

 

Is it not obvious or something, guys? :v




I mean, it's clear we should kiss a man's ankles. <:

 

Lmao!! i get it...wow...how do you guys not get it. XD

 

Wut The Fuk?

 

I dun get it.

 

How do you guys not get this.

 

Good Bill Engvall Reference.
That was back when Blue Collar was funny.

 

Yayyyyyyy, somebody finally got what I was doing.

 

I lost an IQ point through reading this :v

 

They probably do get it, but find it so not funny.

 

I would think we all got it. I mean really... I don't find girls playing with my ankles to be that much of a turn on.

 

Do want...

:.-.:

 

Just one?

It's the new footsie

 

Ankles? No, she's talking about the dicκ. Or the ass, because it's souther than the stomach too, don't think it doesn't count because it's not in the front.

xD