My Dad really creeped me out earlier

I was sitting eating pizza at the table and he randomly brings out a roasted chicken from behind his back and makes it "walk" towards me across the table. He then proceeded to make it do Irish dancing :v It was hilarious but creepy xD

 

He should have made it to say "Twilight is not good!", in a chickenish voice...

 

This only further enforces the fact that your dad is the coolest adult alive.

 

...Reminds me of that Courage the Cowardly Dog episode where the turkey comes to life. 8D

 

Why do I get the feeling that you'll do it to your future kids?

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Or random cancer children D:

No you fool!
That was the episode with the Return Of The Chicken From Outer Space!! HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW THAT!?

 

I don't know, I think it was a pretty fowl attempt at comedy. :.-.:

 

so your dads a magician and makes dead chickens walk?

 

Agh, was it really? I thought it was a turkey. D:
FFF- Maybe I'm getting it confused with the Duck Brothers.

Damn poultry. B(

 

I never said it was dead :/gasp:

 

Oh god, I laughed.

 

im sure itd die if itd been roasted

 

I spat Coke Zero.

WELL DONE. 8D

 

lmao xD

I feel accomplished >|

 

lol whut .

 

Your dad sounds cool haha.

And Courage the Cowardly Dog.. I miss that show. Good times.

 

...they still air it in england...in the form of a show named "cartoon cartoons"

 

Did the chicken give you a glass of Guinness when the routine was over?

 

Yes, and it went on to complain about the potato famine.

 

Had my father ever done that at the dinner table, I would have gotten up slowly and locked myself in my room, curling up in the corner trembling as I whimpered; "What has been seen...Cannot be unseen." Several times under my breath.​

 

Had my father ever done that at the dinner table I would have gooten and and shouted "Hey I never met my dad! How do you even know we live here?" Then I'd wat for an answer then take action accordingly(Totally not punching his man hood)