My Barbie Ideas

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  1. Mimiru Banned

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    Now i've hated barbies since I was 4 years old because I was/am a tomboy so I thought up of some barbies that would interest girls like me.

    1. White trash barbie
    2. sumo barbie
    3. Guantanamo Barbie

    Note: Hooker barbie exists already= every barbie ^_^
     
  2. Spaze Gummi Ship Junkie

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    .....What the fudge? Lol.
     
  3. Princess Luna Supreme Co-Ruler of Equestria

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    ???
     
  4. Mimiru Banned

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    Thought of two more.
    Grandma Barbie
    Gamer Barbie
     
  5. Korra my other car is a polar bear dog

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    Abso-****ing-lutely not.

    The word "gamer" will not be disgraced like that.
     
  6. Princess Luna Supreme Co-Ruler of Equestria

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    sh!t they have everything... :why?:

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  7. Mimiru Banned

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    Is there a Guantanamo barbie?
    Oh I know one. Transgender barbie
     
  8. Daenerys Targaryen ok

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    They're not dolls.
    They're action figures >:C
     
  9. Mimiru Banned

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    Ninja barbie
    Wrestler Barbie
    Samurai barbie
    my favorite Emo Barbie
     
  10. Princess Luna Supreme Co-Ruler of Equestria

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    wtf...

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    ehh...close enough.

    They've fat barbie...
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    lolwut?
     
  11. Korra my other car is a polar bear dog

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    No.

    Action figure.
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    Doll.
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    :/8D:

     
  12. Daenerys Targaryen ok

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    I was living in denial as a kid.
     
  13. Princess Luna Supreme Co-Ruler of Equestria

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    You need to be bathed in manly waters...
     
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    Barbies are a waste of plastic.
     
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    They have almost every kind but like...two I think


    Yes, and bondage barbie exists
     
  16. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    How do you measure whether or not they have all kinds of barbies? It depends on imagination.
     
  17. Korra my other car is a polar bear dog

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  18. Rayku Kingdom Keeper

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    LIST TYME:

    Hooker Barbie
    Slave Barbie
    Computer Barbie
    Stripper Barbie
    Check out Lady Barbie
    Drunken Cheerleader Barbie

    and much more!
     
  19. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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  20. Princess Luna Supreme Co-Ruler of Equestria

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    That would be sexy