Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.

[Honorifics and formal politeness provide lubrication where people rub together. Often the very young, the untravelled, the naive, the unsophisticated deplore these formalities as "empty," "meaningless," or "dishonest," and scorn to use them. No matter how "pure" their motives, they thereby throw sand into machinery that does not work too well at best.]

[What did you think this thread about? Perverts.]

 

I actually thought this thread was another step in your game.
In fact, I still think that.

 

Don't worry, it's not. I just found a book filled with Lazarus Long quotes.

 

I thought this thread was about the gears in a clock.

 

I thought the same thing.

Sexually.

 

That goes without saying.

 

Those gears chafe pretty often, don't they?

 

How do you say pervert in Japanese?

 

Hentai, though I believe that's also the adjectival form, which makes it confusing.

 

I thought it was about my jeans. >_<
Looks like ya ended up in the right closet Nekoki

 

Hentai and etchi apply.

Chikan is a person on a subway that gropes you, that's when you grab their hand and ask who it is. He'll be embarrassed and go away, but if the train is crowded then you're in luck because you'll get a little bubble of space. To justify his action, he might say something like, "Dare ga omae nanka sawaru kayo?" ~ "Who'd wanna touch you?"

Chijo is a female pervert.

And tousakusha is another way of saying pervert.

Sukebe means "lewd" or "vulgar".

 

Finally!
*Jumps out*

Wait, where are you?

Crap. Not again.

 

Darn. I'd like to change my name to pervert in Japanese. Though I'd rather not be called Hentai.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080815145814AAs53jQ

 

You caught me.

I had to add something.

 

Eh it doesn't matter. I search myself for the answers to questions before asking. I think out of that list though, if I changed my name, I'd change it to Sukebe.

 

It does fit what you mean the best.

 

Now all I have to do is wait.