Moobs

God's gift to man.

 

I have none.

 

The best moobies are those that belong to that kid who does the 'numa numa' dance. They are so smexy.

 

I also dub this thread a sex warrior.

 

Fuck no, Chris-chan's moobs are WAY better.

 

Hmm... maybe. Maybe the dancing around and moving them makes me think Numaboy's are better.

 

Chris dances AND raps.

 

Oh man, he hurts my soul. xD

 

This would be funny if he didn't have Asperger's Syndrome....

 

You haven't even seen his nudes yet.
Or his badly drawn porn of his Sonic The Hedgehog OC's.

I used to feel sorry for him, but he's an *******. Seriously, look him up on ED.

 

Is he a closet furry too? This guy is so damn cool he's burning my eyes out.

 

I lol'd so hard... xD

 

I've been following his article since he posted his latest rant, and I gotta tell you, watching him get trolled, hacked, and basically tormented has been funny.

Like I said, I did feel that he had done nothing wrong before because he was autistic, but I no longer think this. He's racist, sexist, homophobic and if any girl if patient with him for more than a day he stalks them. He thinks mall security are 'Jerkop clones' and are bent on ruining his life and preventing him from finding a Boyfriend-free girl, just cause their tired of him harassing women. All guys, except for his father and George Bush, in his opinion, are jerks and are inconsiderate of peoples feelings. He also buys waaay too many sex toys. I cant even BEGIN to explain how much of an ass he can be.

 

Having Asperger's or being autistic doesn't mean we can't still call a bigot a bigot..and a moron a moron. I know plenty of people with Aspergers' that are pretty cool even if at times they say some of the darndest things that make people look at them like 'wtf'. Two are very good friends. This kid is just wacked.

 

Quoted for truths.

 

He's 26.

 

This guy raps better than him:

 

I lol'd so ****ing hard at that!

Dude, I want a PaRappa hat.

Wanna know whats funny about Chris' entry?
His long lost brother asked him for information on his real father, and Chris said hed only give it to him if he voted for him in the PaRappa contest.