Metal kh-vids Solid: The Twin Cynics Pt. 3

After the mysterious ninja makes his exit, SJ tends to the Sec. Mod. Mustang.

SJ: Can you talk?

Mustang:

SJ: I'm not one of them. The RP Sec Mod told me he game them his code. What about yours?

Mustang: I get it now. Sara sent you. You...you're from the Staff Only forum.

SJ: Wha...Answer my question! What about your code? There's no time!

Mustang: I...talked.

SJ: What? Now the spammers have both codes and can launch anytime!

Mustang: It's not like I didn't fight. I managed to resist Libregkd's mind probe.

SJ: He couldn't read you? How'd you do it?

Mustang: I put my controller in slot 2. No...surgical implants in my brain. Deep stuff. Think of it as insulation. Everyone who knows these top-secret codes has it.

SJ: Even the RP Sec Mod?

Mustang: Durrrr.

SJ: But he said Libregkd got his code by reading his mind. How did they get your code?

Mustang: I never had any training to resist torture. *Coughs a few times.*

SJ: Looks like he had some fun with you.

Mustang: he's not human. I tell you he loved every second of it...

SJ: And your arm?

Mustang: SSBB injury. No...he broke it.

SJ: Well you're even. His was sliced off.

Mustang: You're a real comedian. So the RP Sec Mod...is he okay?

SJ: Dead. He had a heart attack or something.

Mustang: A heart attack? Don't be a fool.

SJ: Anyway, they got both codes now.

Mustang: Those boys are totally insane. They won't hesitate.

SJ: Do you have the card keys?

Mustang: Not anymore. That woman took them.

SJ: A female soldier? It must be...Could that be the Colonel's niece?

Mustang: I was speaking her with Mod CP. If she still has it, you should be able to contact her.

SJ: How'd she get that?

Mustang: Well she's so damned nice...Well if she still has access you should be able to contact her.

SJ: if this doesn't work, is there some way to prevent the launch?

Mustang: You need to find SOUSHIREI, he's one of my fellow sec mods.

SJ: Who's that?

Mustang: The team leader of the Metal Gear Halo project. A genius at game knowledge...but he's a little bit of an oddball. Must be the Asian. If there's anyone who can figure out how to stop Metal Gear from launching. It's him.

SJ: Where can I find him?

Mustang: Likely in front of a computer reading up on SSB...in the Malicious Spam Code Storage. (*D'oh*) It's just north of here. Removes a disc from his pocket. It's what you came for right? It's all here. The main hard drive was destroyed by gunfire...you know those wild parties. I hid it from that sadistic maniac when he was torturing me. I'll give you my card too. It'll open up any doors a Sec Mod has access too.

SJ: I have one more question. The hell is up with that ninja?

Mustang: That ninja? That was Fox-Hound's dark little secret. An experimental...forum...helper. You should ask Mish from Fox-Hound. She knows better than I.

Before Mustang can say further the same thing that happened to Arch reoccurs before shadowjak's eyes.

SJ: RVR, are listening to this crap? Now he's dead too!

RVR: ...I don't know.

Mish: It looked like another WOW induced heart attack but...

SJ: Some kind of poison?

Mish: Well there are lots of drugs that can cause a heart attack in large doses. For example potassium chloride or dioxides...but..we won't be able to tell without cutting him open.

RVR: SJ I want you and CATCH THE RAIN to work together!

SJ: ...Can I trust her?

RVR: ...More than anyone else on the forum. Get in contact with her.

Madi: SJ, there's a lot of electrical interference coming from there. It should be alright for communication like this...but normal transmission is probably impossible. Try moving away from there.

SJ: Mish, what the hell was that ninja? A member of Fox-Hound?

Mish: There's no one like that in or unit.

SJ then looks at the back of a random CD case to find CtR's username. He enters it into the Mod CP to contact her.

CtR: Who are you?

SJ: I was impressed with the way you busted yourself out.

CtR: The one from the prison...?

SJ: You're RVR's niece, CtR right?

CtR: ....No...it's not him. Who are you?

SJ: I'm the fool that your uncle sent all alone into the middle of this whole mess.

CtR: You came by yourself?

SJ: Pay attention. I don't need lectures. You're just like RVR you know.

CtR: How do you know him?

SJ: We go waaay back. We're homies.

CtR: What's your name?

SJ: name's not important.

CtR: Could you be shadowjak?

SJ: That's what some people called me.

CtR: Sorry about before...I wasn't sure if you were one of the good guys.

SJ: But I knew you were. Your eyes. They're not the eyes of a soldier.

CtR: They're rookie's eyes, right?

SJ: No, they're beautiful, compassionate, squishy eyes. (*groan*)

CtR: Just what I'd expect from the infamous shadowjak. Trying to sweep me off my feet?

SJ: Well...this is a CP...I doubt I could. But you'll land back on them once you meet me. The reality is no match for the legend, I'm afraid. Why did you look surprised when you saw my face?

CtR: Because you look just like him.

SJ: You mean the spammers' leader, Laurence Fox?

CtR: Yeah..you two ever meet? You're not brothers are you?

SJ: I have no family...least not one of those lame forum families.

CtR: So what's the deal then?

SJ: Like I know, why don't you ask him? But first I want some info. What happened here?

CtR: I was captured along with Mustang, right after the initial attack.

SJ: That's okay, but...what is this place? I don't think it's a spam disposal facility.

CtR: It's just like them! You're in the dark here aren't you? This place isn't really for disposing of spam codes. This base is owned and operated by a dummy site of kh-vids.

SJ: This is a civilian base?

CtR: Right...for the creation of Metal Gear.

SJ: METAL GEAR?! *cough* Sorry.

CtR: Fox-hound and the Next-Generation Special Forces were called here for the test launching of a dummy spam code

SJ: Why Fox-hound?

CtR: because...they're used to handle top secret missions. Very hush-hush level.

SJ: Sounds kinda fishy. So what do you think the spammers want?

CtR: No idea. I was captured with Mustang after the revolt.

SJ: Do you know the person who designed Metal Gear?

CtR: You mean Soushi? He should be in the research lab in the 2nd floor basement in the Malicious Code storage building to the north. I'm going with you.

SJ: No way. You're still too green. I want you to hide somewhere. You pause for just one second in front of an enemy and it's all over! Good luck doesn't last forever.

CtR: I don't know what happened. I just couldn't pull the trigger right away. I'll unlock the cargo door for you. I'm hidden in this uniform.

SJ: Not with the way you walk.

After making his way through the hazardous cargo lift. Snake gets a call on his CP.

???: SJ, be careful. There are pop-up mines around there. Use a pop up blocker!

SJ: Who are you?

???: Just call me "Shikamarus Shadow"

SJ: Shikamarus Shadow? The FH at KHV?

???: Nevermind, there's a tank in front of your position waiting to ambush you.

SJ: Who are you anyway?

???: One of your fans.

Shadowjak picks up the popups for later use and runs along to an open snowy area where the rumble of a tank becomes apparent.

FS: This is my area. You don't belong in Alaska. YOU SHALL NOT PASS! er...That wasn't right.

Forsaken Shadow then has the tank fire on SJ, who narrowly avoids the shot. Let's face it he's the hero. FS just laughs.

FS: That's right...you belong on the ground. Let's fight.

Another epic fight sequence between our hero and the tank commences causing a flaming goon to be expelled. We all know how shadowjak handles flaming.

FS: Well Boss, I hope you are happy. He got the card.

LF: We'll play with him a little longer

FS: You would be wise to not underestimate him.

LF: What did you think of him?

FS: he is just as you said he would be. In battle, he is as if possessed by a demon of l337ness. Much like you, I would expect nothing less.

DA: You see? I told you so. But I will kill him.

FS: So general Ivan, I hear he took your hand as well as your dignity?

DA: Watch your mouth, Whitey! (*A reference to recent happenings.*) When I meet him next, I'll take special care of him.

LF: Not yet. Don't kill him yet.

FS: He and I will meet again.

DA: Same prediction as always?

FS Oh...yeah

The screen dims as it picks up again on our hero once again inside. Looking for Soushirei. He soon comes to a room with all kinds of gas.He gets a call from Shikamarus Shadow.

SS: Look out! That place is filled with gas. Also the floor is electrified. First, destroy the high-voltage switch. It's the switchboard on the northwest wall.

SJ: How do I get over there if the floor is electrified?

SS: Use a remote control missile.

The missile glides to the control switch just as SS had said.With the floor safe to walk on, SJ continues on his way to find Soushirei.

 

lol XD my alias is my old name, nice xD

 

I couldn't really use 'Deepthroat'. >>;

 

XDDDD

Nice.

 

This was definitely the line that made me lmao the most, lol.

Shikamaru's Shadow... lol

Nice job.

 

Lol, this is good.

I can already tell Im not going to be in this story unless I die with in the first 5 seconds xD

I <3 it xD

 

Oh wow

LF this story I like a lot


it's frickin awesome! ​

 

Even though it's a copypasta of MGS with some edits. It's still so awesome. XD

 

Making SJ's dream come true. One thread at the time. :3