Met an interesting man at work yesterday

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  1. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    He spoke to me about the silliness of expensive alcohol, how modern art sucks...oh, and how the Pyramids were built by aliens and how we've all been genetically altered by said aliens, and if I want to know the truth I should buy a magazine called Nexus and look for a specific column and buy the books it recommends.

    ...took my manager 20 minutes to realise I needed saving. >|
     
  2. Llave Superless Moderator

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    But you were manlier, aye?
     
  3. Korosu Kingdom Keeper

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    Oh, so that was you I was talking too, Kitty.
     
  4. Ienzo ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>

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    THIS MAN KNOWS THE TRUTH! ME AND MY SECRET AGENTS FRIENDS ARE OFF TO DISPOSE OF HIM

    Well, he sounds nice :3
     
  5. Fork These violent delights have violent ends

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    I think you just met drunk Darkandroid. >_>
     
  6. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Nexus is one of the most interesting magazines I've ever read, as it contains hoards of information on ancient civilizations and theories on aliens and I'm going to shut up now....
     
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    You should have asked him to marry you moment he mentioned aliens. Bonus points if he believes Hitler was a time traveler.
     
  8. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    Naturally. No one comes close to my manliness!

    Kelly, I didn't know you were an old man. o:


    To be honest, if he hadn't mentioned the aliens I'd have thought he was just an old man that was a wee bit lonely and would talk to anyone that gave him the chance. But no. :|
     
  9. Laurence_Fox Chaser

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    The Truth is Out There.
     
  10. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    I want to believe.
     
  11. Patman Bof

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    Wait ... did he look like this ?
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