LOL Wanna see a message my friend sent me?

Lol I'm only showing this to show you all that my best friend Is a nutter xD But she's awesome
(P.S I moved to a different state so thats why she sent me this)
(P.P.S I have No Idea what a Egsetas Is, Office works Is a shop and 'Lead for the pencils', because we have these pens that you put pencil leads In them, you have to refill and sometimes she doesn't make sense xD) :






Hay Jordie,

BEFORE I CAN LET YOU READ ANYMORE OF THIS REALLY RANDOM E-MAIL I HAVE TO WARN YOU THAT WHAT YOUR ABOUT TO SEE IS THE MOST RANDOMEST THING IN EGSETAS SO BRACE YOUR SELF
Whats up? umm yeah anyway how are you going and hows school and all of that jazz, lol? so instead of like umm sending you a REALLY long text I'm going to send you a REALLY long e-mail because well yeah e-mails are FREE yay! and yeah so yeah umm yep.
I here you saying "hmm?, i wonder what becks been up to lately?" I'm glad you asked, lol so i'll tell you. first omg i FINISHED my bear YAY GO ME and it's going to be a.... wait for it wait for it a BUDDHA BEAR (like my dp, but bear style), and like i think it was on the second friday 'till the end of term so like umm 2 weeks 'till the hoildays, anyway on that friday, last hour we were doing this play thingy and it was a play about a play and it was so cool cause there was like the star of the play, her partner then the back up for the leading lady, umm the cleaner and the 2 poilce officer's and anyway i got to be the back up and the back up and the partner of the leading lady were going out, and she was blond right? and Micheal was the partner and it was so funny cause he couldn't do it, cause he just started laughing because he had to say like umm " i love you so much and if only we could be together on stage" it was so funny the whole grade was cracking up lol.
anyway omg I was having the BIGGEST blond day yesterday cause we went to office works the day before that and got some lead for the pencils and we got the wrong one so we had to go back and i go up to this guy, he looked like he worked there so i'm like" hi, sorry could you help me" and he gives me this weird look "no sorry i cant help you, i dont work here" i felt like the BIGGEST d*** head, it was so funny and yep and omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg, i had my fitting for high school and omg i look like the biggest dork seriously omg it was so funny anyway we have the COOLEST sport uniform its so cool and at the start the lady was reading out what we wanted and yeah and shes like "ok, how many pairs of sport brifes do you want" a.k.a sport UNDIES omg it was soo funny and the gloves, dont get me started on the gloves... oh well to late you already did.. so the gloves, the ladys like "one size fits all" one size fits all my a** i couldn't even get my hand inside. so funny and we had a sport colours day with the bbq and all of that stuff and it was so funny cause candy was a math geek and i was a chess geek and i made a t-shirt that said " I LOVE CHESS" IT WAS SO COOL

and thats about it so yeah love ya and sorry about all the spelling mistakes anyway love ya
i'll keep ya undated
love ya BECK (and hows that tan going, lol)

 

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