lol, I just picked up a carton of milk

on the back it said "warning- my contain milk" :v

 

your kidding.... right? maybe they meant another type of.. "milk" as you humans say. 0:3

 

Well on peanuts it always says "May contain nuts"

 

umm.. they might wanna start re-phrasing.. if you know what i mean.. XDD

 

Fuuuck I didn't know it contained that poison. O:

 

My God.

I never knew it had such a thing. D:

._.

 

Apparently peanuts are not technically nuts. They are more closely related to some other food apparently :v

 

...Then shouldn't they be called "pea*insert other food they are related to here*" rather than peanuts??

That's some crappy naming. Shame on whoever named peanuts.

 

They are a member of the legume family. Legume meaning vegetable in French >_>

 

So, would that mean peanut butter contains peanuts?

 

On fruit rollups it says "remove cellophane before eating."​

 

Wha?? *takes fully wrapped fruit rollup out of her mouth* Where?? They should put that in giant bold letters!!!

 

CAUTION Knife is sharp

 

Dude, that was a joke.....

 

probably the same person who thought of bologna. :D or coloenel(?) XD

 

I bet you're right. Damn him!!

 

Well, be careful then, we don't want you to go to hospital. D: *Deep voice* Listen to mysterious cartons of miiiilk.