Let's have a discussion about Misty.

You're awesome. The end.

 

...12. That is all.

 

she dumb .

 

She is my lesbian lover.

That is it. GO AWAY. FOR SHE IS MINE. AND SHE SAID SHE WOULD MOVE TO CANADA FOR ME!

So we are soul mates.

 

she wants to be the very best that no one ever was

 

She's the most beautiful creature I have ever laid eyes open through a window while I hide in the bushes at night.

 

In all seriousness, though, Misty, you are awesome, as well as the other staff here.

Even Tienewman is awesome, even though he doesn't give his soul to KHV.

 

Hey! That's my peeping patch!

 

But that's already me (My friends call me Red :P)

Tienewman owns KHV. Therefore, he owns our souls.

Sounds hawt lo- *shot*

 

Too bad I've already marked it with several different bodily fluids of mine. Misty practically welcomes my presence here.

 

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Then why is my name written in my own dried bodily fluids on the ground?

 

I hear Misty charges $100 a night. What a rip off. Who wants to pay that much just to use her gym!?

 

It's got a really nice hot tub.

 

But swimming pools full of water Pokémon. Plus, you wouldn't believe how thatv contributed to my Pikachu's stats.

EDIT: Fried Krabby anyone? Sorry Misty, I'll find you a new one later.

 

It's dried blood. Because I killed you. She's mine.

 

I can't believe Misty hasn't been scared off this site yet.

 

If that's the case, why am I still here? Am I ghost? Awesome! You can have that tired old patch. I'm gonna peep from her closet from now on.

 

Misty's a big girl and isn't afraid of anything.

Isn't that right, beautiful?