*Laughs quietly*

I just told all my friend who like twilight Stephenie Meyer was comming to our town tomorrow (april fools day). I gave them such a detailed itenerary that they had to beleive me.

6am: Flys in.
12pm: Eats lunch
2-4:30pm: Signs books at barns and noble.

Am i a bad person?

 

What a detailed itinerary.

 

I gave more detail, but that's just an outline.

 

XD fucking genious

 

man....your amazing

 

Not bad, actually.

They deserve it for going so crazy over something so shitty anyway :v

 

Something ****** is awesome to me ;D


lol
i feel bad for them

everyone knows she's in Arizona ;3

 

Yeah, i like the series too. It's just something i came up with on the spot.

I'm also telling everyone else Obama's comming in.

 

Twilight can go suck a piece of crap.

 

it's more fun to do this

btw go hide @ Barnes with a camera and watch ur friend find out she's not there

 

lol

i'm making brownies and putting laxatives in them XD after i hand them out, i'll eat the only one without laxatives and be like..
"You all just ate laxatives ;D"

don't care :3

 

Maybe if he all stop talking about the series and its author, they'll go into some hole and die ;D

 

How did i know that ths thread would have a post of a person who doesn't like a book they never read and so they have to wipe their rag all over it.

 

it's the normal response for immaturity

don't waste your breath :3

 

Yeah i guess.

BTW, i started reading breaking dawn and got past part one.

WHAT.
THE.
FUCK.

 

Oh wow.

I read the book, just to let you know. Not everyone's just a hive-minded idiot who hates things cause they're popular. It just so happens that my dislike for this book exceeds my hate for any other current series. Maybe it's the millions of annoying teenage fangirls (and, in some disturbing cases, fanboys). Maybe it's the fact that the writer's fantasies only appeal to the same audience that might want to consider mental therapy for thinking a stalker-like virgin over 90 years old and has sparkling skin is "perfect". Or maybe cause its cause the fans are this predictable.

I'll stop now, before I go on a rage roll :3

 

I rather liked the first part (:

then why try to start a fight? You know that half of KH-V likes it and half hates it.

why try to bring something down someone enjoys, or do you like being a jerk?

you're just like all the other members who wanna act cool.. no matter if you read it or not...

 

Okay, the only reason why i'm applogizing is becuase you said you read the book, therefore you are actually much more intellegnet than you followers. However, it is kinda rude to post something like your previous post in a thread that talks about it in a positive way.

Yeah, it was interesting.
Was she like naked pretty much that whole time?

 

only when they're making babies :'3

 

Alright, my bad.

I didn't mean to start a fight, but to just state an opinion. And no, I'm not "trying to be cool". If I did, I'd actually care about how many people hate me for attacking a piece of fictional literature.

Unfortunately, I don't.

And back on topic, I might actually try this trickery :P