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  1. Nate_River Hollow Bastion Committee

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    I want a pirate crew. Now.

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    I. Every man has a vote in affairs of moment; has equal title to the fresh provisions, or strong liquors, at any time seized, and may use them at pleasure, unless a scarcity (not an uncommon thing among them) makes it necessary, for the good of all, to vote a retrenchment.

    II. Every man to be called fairly in turn, by list, on board of prizes because, (over and above their proper share) they were on these occasions allowed a shift of clothes: but if they defrauded the company to the value of a dollar in plate, jewels, or money, marooning was their punishment. If the robbery was only betwixt one another, they contented themselves with slitting the ears and nose of him that was guilty, and set him on shore, not in an uninhabited place, but somewhere, where he was sure to encounter hardships.

    III. No person to game at cards or dice for money.

    IV. The lights and candles to be put out at eight o'clock at night: if any of the crew, after that hour still remained inclined for drinking, they were to do it on the open deck.

    V. To keep their piece, pistols, and cutlass clean and fit for service.

    VI. No boy or woman to be allowed amongst them. If any man were to be found seducing any of the latter sex, and carried her to sea, disguised, he was to suffer death; (so that when any fell into their hands, as it chanced in the Onslow, they put a sentinel immediately over her to prevent ill consequences from so dangerous an instrument of division and quarrel; but then here lies the roguery; they contend who shall be sentinel, which happens generally to one of the greatest bullies, who, to secure the lady's virtue, will let none lie with her but himself.)

    VII. To desert the ship or their quarters in battle, was punished with death or marooning.

    VIII. No striking one another on board, but every man's quarrels to be ended on shore, at sword and pistol. (The quarter-master of the ship, when the parties will not come to any reconciliation, accompanies them on shore with what assistance he thinks proper, and turns the disputant back to back, at so many paces distance; at the word of command, they turn and fire immediately, (or else the piece is knocked out of their hands). If both miss, they come to their cutlasses, and then he is declared the victor who draws the first blood.)

    IX. No man to talk of breaking up their way of living, till each had shared one thousand pounds. If in order to this, any man should lose a limb, or become a cripple in their service, he was to have eight hundred dollars, out of the public stock, and for lesser hurts, proportionately.

    X. The captain and quartermaster to receive two shares of a prize: the master, boatswain, and gunner, one share and a half, and other officers one and quarter.

    XI. The musicians to have rest on the Sabbath Day, but the other six days and nights, none without special favour.
     
  2. Midnight Star Master of Physics

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    Pirate Crew of the Harbringer of Nightmares

    Let's get this ship sorted and ready to go.

    Crew Roles - Who's doing what?

    Captain - Nate?
    First Mate - Midnight Star
    QuarterMaster - La Sofa
    Navigator - ff32
    Cook - Akua WaterDragonKing
    Doctor - Biu? (If so god help us) and Firekeyblade (phew)
    Gunner - KH2Man13
    Shipwright (fixes the ship) - Daxa
    Helmsman (steers the ship) - Firekeyblade
    Lookout - Rat
    Cabin boy/girl - KellyJelly
    Musician - Saxima
    Treasurer - Rienzel
    Rigger - Makaze
    Scolar - terra254
    Merchant - Clawtooth
    Parrot on Captain's shoulder - Xaale
    Ship figure head - Christor
    Drunken Sailor - Cryoshell
    Animated Wooden Leg - Ienzo

    Suggestions of where to sail to
    Neverland
    Singapore
    India
    Wal-Mart xD
    Spdude's house
     
  3. Nate_River Hollow Bastion Committee

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    ... Good questions...
     
  4. Mixt The dude that does the thing

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    Well you have to include me. After all, X marks the spot. Get it? mi-x-t

    Probably would be funnier if it wasn't for the fact that the same pun could be used on like 1/4 of the site.
     
  5. Korosu Kingdom Keeper

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    I wanna sign up D:
     
  6. Akua WaterDragonKing Traverse Town Homebody

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    I call Lookout! 8D
    Wait, thats right. I'm scared of heights... Ah
    Then I'll do whatever then lol
     
  7. Terra254 Traverse Town Homebody

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    If you're an X...Then your hearts the treasure!
     
  8. Midnight Star Master of Physics

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    Pirate Crew of the Harbringer of Nightmares

    Someone needs to design our skull and cross bones. (Keybades instead of bones?) And I sure I left my bandana and cutlass round here somewhere...
     
  9. Akua WaterDragonKing Traverse Town Homebody

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    I'll be cook!
    I forgot that theres a cook on the ship.
    Cheesecake everyday! 8D


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  10. Xaale Sylph of Hope

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    Can I be the stereotypical parrot on the captain's shoulder?
     
  11. Midnight Star Master of Physics

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  12. The Fuk? Dead

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    You better not be using my soul to settle a debt.
     
  13. Xaale Sylph of Hope

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    Woooooo

    I am ready to do Parrot...things.

    Whatever that may be.
     
  14. Akua WaterDragonKing Traverse Town Homebody

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    Polly what a cracker?
    Had to xD
     
  15. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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  16. Shinichi Izumi Totally Pink and stuff

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    CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
    @ your service
    madam.
     
  17. Midnight Star Master of Physics

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    @ Biu o.O, umm if you're doctor, you are not going anywhere near me.

    @ Gabr: If you want to be captain, you're going to have ask Nate first.
     
  18. KH2man13 Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Dibs on gunner.
     
  19. Midnight Star Master of Physics

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    You're added ^^ Welcome to the Crew.

    We still need a name for our ship.
     
  20. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    'Ave it yer way.