khv Staff Idol

Yes, it's back! Staff Idol has returned! The staff have incinerated the remains of the old recruits (Bless you for sneezing on their ashes) and are looking for fresh, squishy members to mold into respectable staffees.

Members have been asked to sent a PM'd application, but that's dull and ineffective in the random society that we post in. This is a democratic forum or we are lead to believe and as such we, the members, should vote for staff who we want to represent and serve us.

We are looking for the smartest, the wittiest, the strongest, the hottest, the supercalifragilisticexpialidociousest, most **** retentive member to serve our needs as staff.

Come fellow khvidians, come and audition for staff!

Please leave your auditions here so members can vote for their favourite.

Welcome to Staff Idol!

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Image courtesy of P.

 

Image courtesy of P.

 

Yo ma homiez, I want to audition

 

I should 8e staff 8ecause I did that amazingly gorgeous image. <33333333

 

You'll have to use us your skillz, Dessert.

You could totally make a banner for the site.

 

I'll be the best staff member this forum ever had.

 

I'd like to audition. :]

 

If members would like to audition then please leave a post of your audition. It can be anything, skills and talents you have that will contribute to the forum or even a good qualities you have.

Please, post your auditions here. Once members have posted their auditions there shall be an elimination process and a vote for members to choose their favourite.

 

/apply. I have a hat on at 3:15 AM.

 

I should be staff because...people don't have maps!

 

and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our education over HERE in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future, for our children?

 

Is this fureal.

If so count me in.

 

Well, I will cure cancer and end all world hunger. So...​

 

You and me. Right here. Right now. Let's go.

 

Can I nominate Spdude?

Also, I've just baked 30 cakes for you all to enjoy, they contain eggs which a friend of mine said was the equivalent to chicken periods. Enjoy >)

 

Might as well join in!

I will...eh...
Set fire to many things,then laugh manically before sitting in the corner with my chocolate

 

We're looking to improve staff, not worsen them.

 

I can't tell if this is legit, I don't wanna look stupid making a real audition so ya'll can laugh at me because this is a joke. Spamzone afterall.

 

Don't hate, Nate.

 

Eh, might as well

I will bring world peace, shatter evil, and laugh my head off while eating tacos at the same time