khv, I have a story in the works.

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  1. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    Here's the prologue.

    Two forum families, both alike in dignity,
    In diseased khv, where we lay our scene,
    From ancient flame break to new mutiny,
    Where members spam makes member hands unclean.
    From forth the fatal loins of these two foes
    A pair of rep-cross'd lovers take their life;
    Whose misadventured piteous overthrows
    Do with their banning bury their admins strife.
    The fearful passage of their banning-mark'd love,
    And the continuance of their admins' rage,
    Which, but their mod's end, nought could remove,
    Is now the single post' traffic of our stage;
    The which if you with patient eyes attend,
    What here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend.

    I'll post the rest fairly soon. I think many of you will enjoy it. kekekeke

    Many thanks to What and Mish for the input on this. <3
     
  2. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    That was extremely hard to read. Is it all going to be like this?
     
  3. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    Nah, it'll be in an easier format to read. I'm too lazy to change Romeo and Juliet's prologue format.
     
  4. ♥♦♣♠∟uxord♥♦♣♠ Banned

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    Is this story what I think it is?
     
  5. Laurence_Fox Chaser

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    I don't know. Is it?
     
  6. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    Not really. I thought the prologue would be a nice touch though. ;P
     
  7. Clawtooth Keelah se'lai!

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    Are you actually dissin' Shakespeare??
     
  8. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    Can we get a list of dramatis personae?
     
  9. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    'The taller man knelt down on the bed beside Claw and cupped his cheek, causing their eyes to meet again. "This is no time to be shy now." He shifted his hand from Claw's cheek to grip just under his ear to bring the lips together one more time. Within seconds of their lips connecting, Forsaken allowed his tongue to…'

    The lovers. O:3

    The story will have quite a number of members appearing but I shall not say who just yet.
     
  10. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    I am dissing Kitty's version of Shakespeare.

    And Romeo and Juliet is not even close to his best play.
    This will be interesting.
     
  11. Loxare Hollow Bastion Committee

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    What are the names of the forum families?
     
  12. Peace and War Bianca, you minx!

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    I read this completely differently, i'm ashamed to admit. I've been hanging around Noroz too long.

    Remember to tag for Yaoi when you release it, since we all know that everything homosexual is classed as either Yuri or Yaoi on the forum.
     
  13. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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  14. Firekeyblade Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Clawtooth. He was made a mod when the staff was hiring again. He's a pretty cool guy.
     
  15. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    Didn't realize he was still alive.
     
  16. Clawtooth Keelah se'lai!

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    ... nani?

    Yeah, I'm still alive.
     
  17. Laurence_Fox Chaser

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    Because to a lot of people sex and character sexuality is what makes up a story apparently.
     
  18. Peace and War Bianca, you minx!

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    Well relationships in general make up a good story. Sexual ones aren't needed, but hell, take what erotica you can get if your single and seeking.