Just spent the last 3 hours playing this

www.playalterego.com

I ended up abruptly dieing at old age
**** sucks yo

 

Your mother is proud when someone points at you and tells her you look just like a "little porcelain angel."

why am i white
obvs my alter ego is purple

 

somehow you got me stuck in this..and I've got something to do at 8PM....this is not a good addiction

*goes back to play game*

 

oh NOOOOO i have a realities disease best give up now...

 

I died at age 8 . . . or what I surmise to be around that age. I was kidnapped, tortured, and eventually killed.

I have to start over. ;~;

 

Why did you do this to me?

 

I've played this 35 times in the last year

you're a bit late my friend




ps: There's a secret to get immortality.

 

Spoiler: Infancy

You have just passed through INFANCY. A brief look at your life up to this time shows the following:
Your family life has been:
Positive and nurturing, and as a result, you have begun to form the critical bonds that are important during this phase of life.
Physically you have been:
A healthy baby.
Socially, during this phase in life nothing much is really expected of you. After all, you're still much too young to throw a successful cocktail party, and frankly, anyone who still dribbles on herself probably wouldn't make the ideal dinner guest. However, by now there are some things you should have mastered. Your progress in this area shows:
You have been the type of child that Mom could trust in department stores.
Now, regarding your emotional and personality development...
What a trustworthy little lady you are turning out to be! On the one hand, your trustworthiness is a desired trait. On the other, I am curious about why you don't explore your environment a bit more and get into things a bit.
For instance, haven't you ever wondered what that zipper on the side of your mother's pillow is for? Well, then, UNZIP it!
Your Thoughtfulness characteristic really doesn't count for much in this phase of life. Most children often find themselves at the mercy of their whims and impulses. You are allowed to be cranky now. People will tolerate it much better than when you are a teen-ager. Then your whining and carrying on will seem more objectionable.
One thing about your character that has a tendency to put people off is your aggressiveness. You are the type of baby who likes to pull on loose pieces of clothing, hair and any bulbous fleshy object that comes within your reach. You are going to have to learn the meaning of "make nice."
That wraps up your status for the very first years of life. I hope you like yourself. If not, you can always try to improve in the years to come. There's plenty of time.

Edit: This game really does not seem to grasp how obedient a child I was. It keeps scolding me for not making a huge fuss over things, but I never did as a child, and I can't imagine doing so now ... Even if this is supposed to be an alter-ego. >: I don't see the point in whining over damn brussel sprouts. SOB.

@Future!Jube: I agree, but minus standard baby crying stuff or getting hurt, etc, I was pretty content most of the time. I didn't fuss much. I used to lay in bed and cry thinking about what would happen if my parents died, lol. That was the kind of stuff I'd cry over. /issues

Alas, games will be games.

Edit: 2

Spoiler: Childhood

You have just passed through CHILDHOOD.
Family life is progressing very well. Dad is still the greatest hero of all time, and Mom is pretty terrific too.
Physically, you are healthy. You contract the standard fare of childhood diseases, assorted sniffles, coughs, bumps and stomach aches.
Socially, this can be an awkward phase of life, especially when you hit the ripe old age of nine or ten. Should you like boys? Should you not like boys? Decisions, decisions. All in all, you are developing good social skills. You don't always close your mouth when you are chewing food, but hey, nobody's perfect.
Now, regarding your emotional and personality development...
You are a remarkably trustworthy young lady. Your sense of ethics and fair play are quite remarkable for a child your age.
The degree to which you display aggressive types of behavior is somewhat alarming, especially for a young lady. You can be nasty and spiteful at times.
You are about to enter adolescence. It is a somewhat hectic time of life -- full of surprises. There will be many high highs, and many low lows. With each year you will gain responsibilities.
You may also notice that people will begin to start forgiving you less for things previously described as mere childhood habits. You will be expected to "act like a lady" and become helpful around the house. Sometimes you may become moody and teary without any reason at all.
Oh, yes... then there's the matter of boys. If you haven't noticed them much in this phase, I'm sure you will soon. They'll also be noticing you quite a bit.

Edit 3:

Spoiler: Adolescence

You have just passed through ADOLESCENCE.
Family life can be very rough during adolescence. Even though your family expects you to take charge of your life, no one wants to let you have the freedom to do what you want.
Judging by your progress through life so far, your family life has been quite good, all things considered. Family members can be pains, but no one seems to mind it when you overhaul your hair for three hours every morning in the bathroom.
Physically you have been a healthy young woman. Accepting and being comfortable with changes in the way your body looks may have been a little bit of a concern to you during this phase, but you seem strong physically.
Socially, this phase of life does present its share of problems. Most of these problems fall into the category of boys. Life must have been pretty simple before they showed up. Your social adjustment has been remarkable.

Although you do not have a steady boyfriend at the present time, there's always the next life phase.
Now, regarding your emotional development...
You are a remarkably trustworthy young woman. This trait is bound to take you far, emotionally and vocationally. You are developing into the type of adult that people can confide in. Unfortunately, the burden that comes along with this characteristic is the tendency for people to tell you their problems. You become the strong shoulder that everyone cries on.
A positive aspect of your adolescence is your ability to resist temptation and not give into your impulses. Since adolescence is a time for testing limits, this can get some people into some pretty dangerous situations. However, leading an excessively sheltered life can be boring.
You seem to be enjoying most of what you do. Even though you experience "the blues" every once in a while, it's nice to see that you are not having a depressed, traumatized life.
Even though an occasional explosive outburst is common in most adolescents, you seem to have everything well under control. You seem to be sensitive and gentle.
You certainly have a good head on your shoulders. You are not only book-smart, but you also have plenty of common sense.
Now that your adolescence is almost over, it's time to be hurled out there into the abyss of the REAL WORLD. (I'll bet you didn't know that everything you did so far was part of the fake world.)

Edit 4:

Spoiler: Young Adulthood

You have just passed through YOUNG ADULTHOOD.
This may have been a time in your life when family activities took a back seat to establishing some independence. In general, your family relationships are good.
Physically you have been healthy. You have probably reached your peak physically. Any abuse you dish out to yourself now is likely to leave its mark.

You have wisely chosen to stay away from drinking and drugs to a large extent.
In this phase of life you have faced several sensitive issues. These included what crowd of people to associate with and what material items bring recognition from this crowd. Somewhere along the line, you may have devoted a portion of your life to a worthy social cause like a charity event or the Peace Corps. Your social skills are excellent.
You are developing a relationship with Rick.
Now, regarding your emotional and personality development...
Your trustworthiness and sense of fair play are commendable. You are a fairly honest woman, but there is always room for improvement.
Even though we all have our secrets, you are doing a very good job of keeping your wilder side under control.
You are taking life pretty seriously, aren't you? While you are far from depressed, it sometimes seems that you don't always strive to be the happiest person you can be.
Your level of hostility is beginning to turn people away from you. You are frequently grouchy, short-tempered and irrational.
You are usually cool, calm and collected.
Vocationally, you are doing well.
You certainly have a good head on your shoulders. You are not only book-smart; you also have plenty of common sense.
By this time, you may have been feeling a bit of pressure to achieve, get ahead, buy a house or possibly even (gasp!) settle down. You have gone through quite a range of experiences already, but there is a great deal more to come.

Edit 5:

Spoiler: Adulthood

You have just passed through ADULTHOOD.
Your family life has been good.
Although you do not have a steady partner at the present time, there's always the next life phase, if that is what you are aiming for. If you are lonely, why not try the RELATIONSHIP ICON?
Now, regarding your emotional and personality development...
You are a very trustworthy person.
Even though we all have our secrets, you are doing a very good job of keeping your wilder side under control.
You seem to be enjoying your life. Even though you experience "the blues" every once in a while, it's nice to see that you are not having a depressed, traumatized life.
You can be sensible and understanding.
You are usually cool, calm and collected.
Vocationally, you are doing well, despite the day-to-day hassles and problems at work.
You certainly have a good head on your shoulders. You are not only book-smart; you also have plenty of common sense.
As you approach the middle years of life, age will probably play a more central role in your experience than it has in your past. For some individuals, the middle years are a time of depression and regret. For others, they mark the beginning of a settling down period of contentment.
Life can always be as rich and full as you want it to be. You might not be able to climb the highest tree in the forest anymore, but now may be the first time that you allow yourself to experience its beauty without needing to conquer or possess it.

 

i started playing but quit once i saw that huge chart.

 

I'm probably going to be playing this quite a bit, considering all the different things you can do

Edit: Beat the game, died of old age. Now I'm going to play again....this is going to be one heck of an addiction

 

That's what you get for getting in a car with a stranger dummy.

@Jayn: Children generally shouldn't be apathetic. You're expected to make a fuss over things because it shows that you have preference and are willing to take what you want

 

If this is any indication I should be expecting to die of ulcers.

 

Your mother is proud when someone points at you and tells her you look just like a "little porcelain angel."

>is black
Well I guess my mom cheated in this alter life.

 

omg this is addicting. On teenage stage.

 

Wow you guys level fast. Take your goddamn time >:|

There's this "side-quest" where you're out buying condoms and it's funny as hell. That is, if you are a guy in this alter-life.

 

why is this looking into my soul

Spoiler: Adolescence

You have just passed through ADOLESCENCE.
Family life can be very rough during adolescence. Even though your family expects you to take charge of your life, no one wants to let you have the freedom to do what you want.
Judging by your progress through life so far, your family life has been quite good, all things considered. Family members can be pains, but no one seems to mind it when you overhaul your hair for three hours every morning in the bathroom.
Physically you have been a healthy young woman. Accepting and being comfortable with changes in the way your body looks may have been a little bit of a concern to you during this phase, but you seem strong physically.
Socially, this phase of life does present its share of problems. Most of these problems fall into the category of boys. Life must have been pretty simple before they showed up. Your social adjustment has been remarkable.

Although you do not have a steady boyfriend at the present time, there's always the next life phase.
Now, regarding your emotional development...
You are a remarkably trustworthy young woman. This trait is bound to take you far, emotionally and vocationally. You are developing into the type of adult that people can confide in. Unfortunately, the burden that comes along with this characteristic is the tendency for people to tell you their problems. You become the strong shoulder that everyone cries on.
A positive aspect of your adolescence is your ability to resist temptation and not give into your impulses. Since adolescence is a time for testing limits, this can get some people into some pretty dangerous situations. However, leading an excessively sheltered life can be boring.
You are taking life pretty seriously, aren't you? While you are far from depressed, it sometimes seems that you don't always strive to be the happiest person you can be.
Even though an occasional explosive outburst is common in most adolescents, you seem to have everything well under control. You seem to be sensitive and gentle.
You certainly have a good head on your shoulders. You are not only book-smart, but you also have plenty of common sense.
Now that your adolescence is almost over, it's time to be hurled out there into the abyss of the REAL WORLD. (I'll bet you didn't know that everything you did so far was part of the fake world.)

 

Spoiler

After returning from the doctor's office one day, your mother walks into the house and bursts into tears. She has just been told that she has cancer. It is not operable and must be treated with a combination of chemotherapy and radiation. The family is in shock.
On the outside she looks healthy and vital, but on the inside she is deteriorating rapidly. The doctors can give you no definite answers about her condition, and no prediction of how long she will live. In the coming months, there is suffering. The family may begin to treat her as if she is already gone, even while she remains alive.
In the months that follow, there is much sadness. A short time later, your mother passes away. It will take a long time to recover from the loss.

sobbing

edit;

Spoiler

A little while later...
There is a telephone call for you. Your father has just had a heart attack.

You are told to wait by the phone for further news. Three hours later, the phone rings again. The doctors tried their best but lost him. I'm sorry. Your father has passed away.
I know this must be very difficult for you, especially considering how close you are to your family.

no too soon why

 

the first time I ended up losing the father. But the second time I did better and kept them both at the end, and even got a kid.

 

Jayn ;3;

Spoiler: young adulthood

You have just passed through YOUNG ADULTHOOD.
This may have been a time in your life when family activities took a back seat to establishing some independence. In general, your family relationships are good.
Physically you have been healthy. You have probably reached your peak physically. Any abuse you dish out to yourself now is likely to leave its mark.

You have wisely chosen to stay away from drinking and drugs to a large extent.
In this phase of life you have faced several sensitive issues. These included what crowd of people to associate with and what material items bring recognition from this crowd. Somewhere along the line, you may have devoted a portion of your life to a worthy social cause like a charity event or the Peace Corps. Your social skills are excellent.
You are developing a relationship with Ben.
Now, regarding your emotional and personality development...
You are a very trustworthy person.
Even though we all have our secrets, you are doing a very good job of keeping your wilder side under control.
You seem to be enjoying yourself. Even though you experience "the blues" every once in a while, it's nice to see that you are not having a depressed, traumatized life.
You can be sensible and understanding.
You are usually cool, calm and collected.
Vocationally, things do not always go very well. Perhaps you should try finding another job.
You certainly have a good head on your shoulders. You are not only book-smart; you also have plenty of common sense.
By this time, you may have been feeling a bit of pressure to achieve, get ahead, buy a house or possibly even (gasp!) settle down. You have gone through quite a range of experiences already, but there is a great deal more to come.

edit

Spoiler

You have just passed through ADULTHOOD.
Your family life has been good.
Although you do not have a steady partner at the present time, there's always the next life phase, if that is what you are aiming for. If you are lonely, why not try the RELATIONSHIP ICON?
Now, regarding your emotional and personality development...
You are a very trustworthy person.
Even though we all have our secrets, you are doing a very good job of keeping your wilder side under control.
You seem to be enjoying your life. Even though you experience "the blues" every once in a while, it's nice to see that you are not having a depressed, traumatized life.
You can be sensible and understanding.
You are usually cool, calm and collected.
Vocationally, you are doing well, despite the day-to-day hassles and problems at work.
You certainly have a good head on your shoulders. You are not only book-smart; you also have plenty of common sense.
As you approach the middle years of life, age will probably play a more central role in your experience than it has in your past. For some individuals, the middle years are a time of depression and regret. For others, they mark the beginning of a settling down period of contentment.
Life can always be as rich and full as you want it to be. You might not be able to climb the highest tree in the forest anymore, but now may be the first time that you allow yourself to experience its beauty without needing to conquer or possess it.

ben dumped me 8(

 

I died at an old age when I passed out on a street corner on the way to go shopping for friends...