Just got back from the arcade

I got about 600 tickets. Asked for my weight my Laffy Taffy. He was actually going to count them out but then he was like "**** that" and gave me a garbage bag. Easily more than 600 ticket's worth.

 

Damn you're lucky. I barley manage 200 tix at anytime.

Course my parents have 4 kids.......

 

I bring my own money. On top of that I don't tell my parents so I get their money and my money on top of that.

I'm a horrible person.

 

Share.
Or.
Die.
>:c

 

A very very horribly smart horrible person.


With a trashbag full of Laffy Taffy.

 

So guys, what's green and sings?

Spoiler

Elvis Parsley

 

This is a first, the kid asking the pedo for candy.


loljk

Yep, I can tell you're eating it now.

 

:lolface:

He ate my organs;fair trade.

 

What has ten letters and starts with gas?

Spoiler

an automobile

 

I don't get it.

 

What are two things you can never eat for breakfast?

Spoiler

Lunch and dinner

 

KHV doesn't give out laffy taffy.

 

I don't get it.

 

Heh. Once, at my local arcade, called "Kicks", There is this is this slot machine game, and numbers replace the items. they are mostely 25, 10 5, etc. But, there is one square that has 4, and on that one there is an inch long line that points to 1000. I hit that exact one TWICE. I got a lava lamp and a cheap toy. Beat that.

 

What did one window say to the other window?

Spoiler

I am in pane

 

I don't get it.

 

What do you call a pig that does karate?

Spoiler

Porkchop

 

I don't get it.

 

Why is the baker so mean?

Spoiler

Because he beats the bread

 

I don't get it.