July 4

One-point-five Limb Johnny, on the fourth day of July hopped to the construction site to give it one last try. Inside the foreman’s trailer was a case of dynamite; Johnny held a Zippo ‘tween his toes and set it burning bright. The foreman saw the sparks begin, and everyone took flight... Except for Johnny.

 

They buried Johnny on the fifth day of July and everyone in town turned out to say their last goodbye. And though they knew he was a moron, no one could dispute the depth of Johnny’s dedication to his life’s pursuit. And sixty-seven Roman candles fired off in salute to the sixty-seven pieces left of Johnny.

Way, hey, boom, and up she goes.

It's funny that the lyrics correspond with your last try.

Sorry I didn't catch it until the last part...

 

It's good, I was just going to keep going with this tomorrow if no one got it.

 

That works. Do you like the band, or just that song? I've only heard that song.

 

They've got some other good songs, like Opening Band and the If _____ was _____ series. But their songs are more for comedy than musical quality. So Axis of Awesome and Flight of the Conchords are comparable in style.

 

Let's get in a cab, I'll buy you a kebab.

 

Oh, you are far too kind.

 

Now I can't believe that I'm sharing a kebab with the most beautiful girl I have ever seen with a kebab.

Oh.