Six-Finger Johnny, on the second of July, and his need for large explosions still had not run dry. So he went walking down Main Street with two M-80s he had found, and set them off in the gazebo at the center of the town, and when the fuse began to sputter, no one stood around. Except for Johnny.
Two-Headed Tina found Johnny's extra severed finger in the debris, stuck it in her pocket and tiptoed out. She would hand it over to her ma for supper. She had loved that boy. Little did she know, that extra finger had regenerative abilities... Like a trodden on worm.