"Jingle Bombs" by Achmed the Dead Terroist

Dashing through the sand,
With a bomb strapped to my back
I have a nasty plan,
For Christmas in Iraq.

I got through Checkpoint A,
But not through Checkpoint B
That when I got shot in the a**
By the U.S. Military

Oh Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs
Mine blew up you see
Where are all the virgins
That Bin Ladin promised me?

Oh Jingles Bombs, Jingle Bombs
Your soliders shot me dead.
The only thing that I have left
Is this towel upon my head.

I used to be a man,
But everytime I cough
Thanks to Uncle Sam,
My n*ts keep falling off.

My bombing days are done,
I need to find some work.
Perhaps it would be much safer
As a convient store night clerk

Oh Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs
I think I got screwed
Don't laught at me because I'm dead
Or I Kill You!!
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I think Achmed the Dead Terroist is hilarious, any comments?

 

you're a bit late dear...

 

For Christmas? I treat almost everyday like Christmas.

 

I have known about this for forever XD​