I've got good news, and I've got bad news...The Game

Okey Dokey then, the point of this hope-it-won't-be-copied-and-turned-into-another-spamzone-fad game, is to say something first that is good news, but then negatize(is that even a word?!) the Good news by saying something that would overpower the good news.

I'll go first to demonstrate:

Good news: I saw I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry last night with Adam Sandler and Kevin James, and I felt better about my step-uncle and the people that my religion hates. Not to mention it sort of toned down my homophobia a bit.

Bad news: I literally saw, today in Publix, a little boy dressed like a girl. Black shirt with silver Butterfly patterns on it, and shorts. And I'm very sure it was a little boy dressed like a girl, because the kid was in the next check-out line over. Definately caused me to cock an eyebrow.

But make sure yours is funny and not just plain out ackward. Funny like this:

Good news, I survived the 400 pound guy named Burny falling onto my head.

Bad news, he had Brocolli for lunch and let it biff before somebody with a forklift could get him off.

 

Good News, I'm going to Vancouver

Bad News, I'm going to Vancouver

 

You might meet MadiYasha and Final Form.

Good News: At this rate I'll be prem by next month.

Bad News: I won't be able to get on the forum Saturday and possibly tomorrow.

 

Ah. The Death Note fanatic and her loyal friend. I doubt I would even notice them, even if they stayed in the room right next to mine.

That is, it all depends on when they are going.

 

Good news, I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.

Bad news, I don't own a car, and the forgoten-ever-since-that-dumb-sitcom cavemen ate the more famous Gecko.

 

They are gonna cosplay as Beyond and Lucario. Well, not so sure about FF, but Madi will be cosplaying. They'll be at Anime Con.

 

Good news, there isn't any good news.

Bad news, I am posting that there is bad news when there isn't any either.

I see. I still haven't decided where exactly I will be going in Vancouver. =|
(Besides Stanley Park)

 

Good news, I like to move it, move it.

Bad News, nobody else does but some heavy girl.

 

Good News: Apparently he's going as Ukita.

Bad News: He's still in love with Lucario.

 

Good News, I'm asking you if you are talking about FinalForm?

Bad News, I don't think they have EVER shown that Pokemon movie with Lucario in it in Canada.

 

Good News: The only showed it on TV in America.

Bad News: I am talking about FinalForm.

 

Good News: Ok then.

Bad News: How is it only being shown in America good news? :p

 

I don't know...

Good News: Anime Con isn't till August. You wont see Madi.

Bad News: You might see FinalForm.

 

Good News: I'm going to Vancouver in August.

Bad News: I didn't even know it was in Vancouver. T_T

 

Good News: You might see Madi and FinalForm.

Bad News: You might see FinalForm.

 

Good News: I don't even know which part of Vancouver they are in.

Bad News: I'm surprised to see none of them have posted here yet.

 

They aren't online.

 

Good News: They aren't?

Bad News: They aren't?

I have a feeling they would if they were.

 

Good News: I'm going to sleep

Bad News: Volleyball practice in the morning

 

good news: i'm going to colllege in august.

bad news: you have cancer.

good news: i'm a doctor.

bad news: we don't have time to get to the hospital.

good news: i'm magic and we can do the operation here.