I've always wondered this...

What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?

 

a loaf of bread​

 

Queen.

c:

 

I would say sliced bread came first, but the members of Queen are all gods, which would make them eternal, so I think we've found our answer. c:

 

canned bread

 

Penis and Vagina.

 

Me .

 

Nothing

Have you not read the Bible

"And God said, 'Let there be sliced bread,' and there was sliced bread."

 

english muffins

 

One requires you to sit down to urinate, the other doesn't. One bleeds monthly, the other gets wet dreams.

You decide.

 

One cripples you when struck, the other suffers the expected level of discomfort.