ITT: We post ****** super powers...

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Chad Thundercucc, Jun 11, 2009.

  1. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    '******' meaning: useless, or decent with disproportionate drawbacks. I'll start.

    I can hold my breath under water unless I'm wet.
     
  2. Fayt-Harkwind Where yo curly mustache at?

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    I can't fly until i'm 30,000 feet in the air.
     
  3. Daenerys Targaryen ok

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  4. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    Aquaman. He talks to fish and swims really good. If you can swim really good you have half the powers of Aquaman.
     
  5. Cin Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp

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    Being able to light yourself on fire at will.

    Drawback: It still burns.
     
  6. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    The ability to lose the game.
     
  7. Jube Formerly Chuck's

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    Shoot lazers out my eyes.

    Drawback: Have to be looking at my hand in order for lazers to fire.
     
  8. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    The ability to have any woman fall in love with you.

    Drawback: You turn gay.
     
  9. Farore Destiny Islands Resident

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    sure is twitter around here
     
  10. Cin Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp

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    The Ability: Astral Projection

    Drawback: You have to be in a Coma
     
  11. Emzy ♥ Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Ability: I fail at ability, therefor, I have no ability.

    Drawback: You must have an ability to fail at having ability.
     
  12. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    The ability to shoot 1 cotton ball every 10 weeks.
     
  13. Catch the Rain As the world falls down ♥

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    Welcome to KH-Vids.net :)

    Please read the rules before you post and keep spam in the spam zone :):)

    Don't flame people and if you want to know anything then PM a staff member :)

    Have fun and make lots of friends

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  14. Jube Formerly Chuck's

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    Bracing for impact.
     
  15. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    Ability: Power of Heart.

    Drawback: What kind of lame power is heart anyway.
     
  16. Rissy Queen of the Clouds

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    The power to shoot **** out of your ass.

    Drawback, it won't stop.
     
  17. Advent 【DRAGON BALLSY】

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    Power: The ability to use the Keyblade
    Drawback: You're a 15-year-old who has yet to hit puberty whose best friends are animals
     
  18. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    Riku is a furry?
     
  19. Advent 【DRAGON BALLSY】

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    Riku stopped being Sora's best friend when he almost killed him and you know it.

    inb4kingdomheartsdebate
     
  20. Sora March Twilight Town Denizen

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    Power: You are the top of the class, the most handsome/beautiful at your school, and the most athletic.

    Drawback: You realize you're homeshcooled.