It's joke time!

Hey people. I would like you to post the funniest joke you know. I am really bored and I could use a good laugh right now.

 

A man is on a raft floating at sea. A ship comes by. "Sir, do you need any help?" they call. "No.God will save me." the man replies.
So they leave. Another ship comes by. "Sir, do you need any help?" they call. "No. God will save me." the man replied again. So they leave.
A third ship comes by, and again they call out "Sir, do you need any help?" "No. God will save me." the man replied. So they leave.
The man eventually dies and goes to heaven. He asks to God "Why didn't you save me?"
He replies "I sent you three boats!!"

 

xDDDDD Nice one!
OK here's one:
An alien walks into a bar and sits next to a drunk guy and begins poking him in the shoulder.

The drunk guy just ignores him.

After a wile the guy turns to the alien and begins looking him up and down.

He notices that the alien has no genitalia.

He then asks "You guys have no genitalia, how do you guy have sex?"

The alien, still poking him in the arm, just smiles!

 

HA HA HA! I get it!

 

Womens Rights.

 

thats offensive to women everywhere.

 

I agree. Seriously....

 

Yes, me too.

 

And Hillary Clinton is offensive to men everywhere, but look where she is now.

 

How?..................

 

Look at what part of this forum you're in, and see if anyone cares. =/

 

Care about what?

 

Yep .

 

I lol'd because it reminded me of those nicknames.
:lolface:

 

Actually...someone does care....

 

Exactly ..

The fact that someone took a joke, JOKE shot at womens rights and two girls got 'offended' ..so far, they are the only two that really care so much about that joke.Hey, its wrong, women have rights ..but its the spamzone, where you can take a shot at nearly anyone or anything..

 

I like to stretch out the page.

 

Yep .

 

See what I mean?..Ladies, take a joke, alright?..its the Internet, no one is immune to an insult.

 

Okay Asterisk...Why don't you go help a paragraph or something...