It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two ****ing presents.

and I hate hate hate your guts.

 

On the sixth twilight, gouge the stomach and kill.

 

And yet, somehow, you spared two minutes to type this !

 

There's a sixth twilight? One book was enough.

 

Spoiler

 

lrn2giftbag

 

On the seventh twilight, gouge the knee and kill.


And...I can't wrap presents for the life of me. I finished wrapping my presents for all of the KHV members I'm mailing something to last night, and I had to apologize to everyone because when it arrives...Well...They'll see how awful I am. >>

 

On the eighth twilight, gouge the leg and kill.

 

On the ninth twilight, the Witch shall be revived and none shall be left alive.

Ahaha.wav

 

It's the one where Bella the reader hooks up with the Loch Ness Monster before going back in time to convince Andrew Jackson to kill all mythical creatures except for her beloved Nessie. It's the only good one in the series.

 

And I'll never talk to you again, unless your dad will suck me off.