In this thread I shall fail horribly at summarizing a fictional work in a sentence.

Why in the world am I doing this.

(If I hold absolutely no idea about the fictional work in question like a blind schmuck then I am either going to pretend or simply state otherwise.)

Everyone else is certainly free to summarize as well!

 

Final Fantasy 5.

 

Makaze: A Memoir.

 

The answer you are expecting is the void.

Therefore I am not quite sure what else to say and thus it shall be your answer.

Doraemon. x

 

Sforzatoquest. :D

 

La Chatte?
NEKRomantik?
Ma vie en rose?

All randomly picked low-budget films by moi. One I've not seen, La Chatte. It seems to be quite... A simple story, about a man and his cat... And an antagonistic, jealous wife. Jealous of a cat. It has my interest.

 

If I do this then I would reveal the secrets of the plot!

Bahasa I have heard of none of these save the third which I have not viewed. You now have free reign to label myself as a philistine.

 

Well played...

 

Hmm... I offer summaries, then.

La Chatte involves a man, his cat, and a jealous wife.
Make of that what you will.

NEKRomantik is a simple story of a simple concept-- corpse fucking.

Ma vie en rose is a rather pertinent example of bad parenting-- bipolar french parents withn't a clue about how to properly handle children, and when their youngest boy comes out of the closet, all hell breaks loose.

 

Well, Makaze: A Memoir doesn't exist, now does it? Making it a fictional work of nonfiction.

 

The Illiad.

 

Something a bit more mainstream, then? Summarise, bitte?

Lolita?
Hetalia?
Le Petit Prince?
Peter and the Wolf?

Sorry, keeping you busy! I quite enjoy adding weights onto your already aching back, indeed. Evil is me.

 

The Bible​

 

If you had seen it, I would say Doctor Who.

Yu Yu Hakusho.

 

KH-Vids.Net:The Movie: Part 1: Excessive Colons

 

thisthisthis

 

Desperate Housecats

Caligula II

When we confuse our child's development we have French films made after them

Inverted Brokeback Mountain with nationalistic sentiments

Controversial pedophilia.
20th Century politics if there was no <insert political viewpoint of the day> paranoia and delusion.
The love child of surrealism and idealism.
A treatise in support of evolution, natural selection, and Darwinism.

Dear god.

The anime which permitted all of us as little children to pretend to shoot laser beams from our fingers.

Nicholas Nickleby.

 

Jurassic Park?
The Green Mile?
The Talented Mr. Ripley?
Water for the Elephants?

 

I'm rather enjoying this, I must say.

Dragonball Z
Yu-Gi-Oh
Ao No Exorcist
Sherlock Holmes

 

Baccano!
Durarara!!
Serial Experiments Lain