I'm so clumsy. >_>

I was cooking up a burrito(sp? I have no spell check. ;~; ), and playing megaman on my gameboy, right?

Well, usually you have to cook the burrito 1 minute on one side, then 1 on the next. But, this time I put it in for a solid 2 minutes on accident.

>_> The microwave started on fire. I think it was probably due to the fact that some of the insides of the burrito got into the heat vent. And then it got all into the microwave.

This is the second time this week. Only the first time it didn't start on fire. Dx


So how are we all on this fine day?

 

We are quite fine, thank you.

 

Good day, indeed.

 

God forbid you'll have to actually cook D:

lol, One time I thought I'd be awesome [and by awesome I mean a fucktard]and make the house smell good. Of course, the first thing that occured to me was to pour lemon extract onto candles. The spoon, which was rather large, was engulfed in fire and I dropped it on the floor. It took me like forty seconds to put it out. It left a lovely hole in the carpet, though.

 

i got shot about 50 times in the back by BB guns at about 15ft range.

so i'm not that grand

 

LOL that reminds me of the time I burned a hole in my dads car seat with his lighter. XD

But still, nice. xD

Ever been shot in the ass? It leaves a massive welt. XD

 

Yup! That it does.

 

Indeed....