If you had to bet yur life savings and the eternal damnation of your soul...

who would win in a flamboyantly gay battle? David Bowie (Former glam rocker) or Elton John (Wrote the music for the Lion King)? Seriously I've gotten so many different answers to this question. Some say Bowie's magical powers would win, others think the scientifically proven ability to spontaneously produce large homosexual black males from his pores gives John the upper hand. Explicar your answers. Michael Jackson isn't an option.