If I was Taylor Lautner...

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Mike, Sep 21, 2011.

  1. Mike Chaser

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    Would I be liked or disliked? Maybe I would have a girlfriend and not be such a loser? Just saying...

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  2. Daenerys Targaryen ok

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    If you're Taylor Lautner, my sister is in love with you. Js.
     
  3. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    If you were Taylor Laughtner, I would deliberately take the time to kick you off this forum (if I had magical admin powers) with a golden boot.


    But since you're not, and cool, amd a reporter, you get to stay here with this rag-tag group we like to call KHV.
     
  4. Llave Superless Moderator

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    Mike, you sound like Jesse McCartney for heaven sakes, just say stuff that would woo the women and you're golden.
     
  5. Scarred Nobody Where is the justice?

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    Meh, he's actually a pretty decent actor, he's just chosen some crappy things to be in. Even in the Twilight films, he seems to be the only one whose giving any effort. Given the right role, he could actually go somewhere.
     
  6. Mike Chaser

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    Not good enough. You ever felt like you wanted to be more? It's really quite sad...
     
  7. Llave Superless Moderator

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    You sure this doesn't go into the Help with Life section? I think everyone goes through that, but ya just gotta realize you are who you are, and that's A-Ok. Who else would be Mike and do the things you do?
     
  8. Amaury Chaser

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    If I were*

    I don't know, though.
     
  9. Mike Chaser

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    Nah it doesn't and gee I'm so talented because I mimic someone. Lol
     
  10. Britishism Gummi Ship Junkie

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    You're a reporter on KHV.

    Unlike Taylor Lautner.
     
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    Taylor Laughtner.
     
  12. Mike Chaser

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    Yea, what you said....
     
  13. Rena88 Twilight Town Denizen

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    *Points to recent winner of America's Got Talent (sounded akin to Frank Sinatra)* So...yeah, you are at least talented. ^^
     
  14. Mike Chaser

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    Well thank you.