If I could___, I would

ITT:We post about all the things we wish we could do and get away with.

If I could change my username to Mortal Kumbath, I would.

 

If I could tell off everybody at my school, I would. This includes staff members.

 

If i could express my opinions about people to their face without fearing any kind of consequence, i would.

 

If I could live in a home without homophobic idiots, I would.

 

If I could make up what I would, I would.

 

If I could leave here and see the guy I love, I would without any hesitation.

 

If I could teleport to areas I have little or no previous experience of being in, I would.

 

If I could sing, I would.

 

^ this but changing guy with girl.

And being able to huff and puff and blow those homes down.

 

Awkward.

If I could see the people I wanted, I would.

 

If I could tell people how I truly feel without them thinkning less of me, then I would.

 

If could go to Japan for college, I would.

 

If I could rebuild the Soviet Union and make it a feared world power again, I would.

 

If I could go back in time and keep my parents from meeting each other, you bet your ass I would.

 

If I could make posts count in the Spam Zone, I would.

 

If I could not, I would.

 

Both of these.​

 

Both of these and having the ability to have laser beams come out of my eyes are in a three-way tie for me.

 

But not just any laser beams. No, I know you better than that.

 

You're being a scaredy-cat. I've encountered too many of those.


If I could fuck every random hot+sexy guy and not be called a whore, I would. Here's a better one: If I could be in the cast of The Twilight Saga or Harry Potter Series, I would.