Idiot's guide on how to eat food

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  1. OneWingedHeartless Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Step 1
    Must have an empty stomach

    Step 2
    Must have a plate

    Step 3
    Must have a fork

    Step 4
    Must have a spoon

    Step 5
    Must have food

    Step 6
    Buy food

    Step 7
    Buy plate

    Step 8 ~10
    Buy fork and spoon and must have a life

    ~Skips to final step~

    ~Skips final step~

    Viola! You now know how to eat food
     
  2. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    First you gotta have a body, a mouth & some teeth. You gotta learn how to chew your food properly without choking.
     
  3. OneWingedHeartless Gummi Ship Junkie

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    *Writes them all down* and?
     
  4. Da Freak Twilight Town Denizen

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