I work at Target but I'm not a failure. I warned the prince of Nigeria of scammers via social media.

Someday all our critical infrastructure–bridges, ports, fusion centers–will be made in China or Mexico.

Isn't enough transportation security in Port Authority. Smells like a cartel set up a meth lab down there.

FBI: Federal Boob Inspector. What a clever t–shirt. And they say airports have no sick fashion outlets.

China told North Korea to do a botnet attack so it mailed the FBI a bag filled with plastic ricin coated R2D2s.

In 1838 the French Foreign legion fell to a Mexican Army attack. The Camarón incident lead to 43 deaths.

 

Sick of having Chinese pork for dinner. I'm ordering Subway. Should put a stop to my explosive diarrhea.

 

She says I have a suspicious package, but I don't have an infection. Unless it's a mutation. I hate crabs

 

This botnet won't stop phreaking my lightning.

 

You fail to make any potato.

 

Leaving Tuscon for sick powder in CO! Crash with buds & ski like an avalanche! Clear the Interstate–ETA 3.

It wasn't indecent exposure on purpose, but the wave knocked off my budgie smugglers.

 

Congratulations! We are now on the NSA's watch list! Hi NSA!

 

Where the hell did you go to school?

The NSA is the National Security Agency. They were established 60 years ago and monitor various communications networks, including the internet, phone lines, and the mail. They have several an extremely long list of words and phrases which are flagged as "terrorist words" and get investigate when anybody in the United States uses any of them. This thread is filled with those flagged words.