I was bought on eBay

My siblings just told me. I am internet born

 

I thought you meant you sold yourself.
'Twould've been epicer.

 

My egg was bought on Amazon. Does that count?​

 

I didn't sell my self, I put myself on eBay, My family was stupid enough to buy me

Yeah, that counts

 

Hello, long lost sister! :glomp:
I've always wanted an Australian sister.​

 

YAY! *glomps*

 

My parents found me hanging upside down, gathering nuts in a tree.

 

I used to eat nuts off trees when I was little. I'm dead serious. lol​

 

^ So did I

Then I got an allergic reaction...

 

Neither of you understood the reference. For shame.

 

I used to eat the tips off plant leaves. FOR CEREAL.

 

Oh you lucky *****, I was about to say that Amazon is younger the you. But it is in fact 15 years old.

Edit: Lol nevermind it's only 14.

So yeah then, um, stfu.

 

Because I could.

 

My kind age faster than you humans. I had to say I was 15 so I'd be believable. ​

 

I bet the shipping was more than the final bid.