I Was Bitten By A Vampire...Literally

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  1. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    Its 5:28 am...I just came home from a party, and well to make a long story short...

    Her: I have fangs!
    Me: Let me see!
    Her:-opens mouth-
    Me:-points at neck-
    Her:-bites me-
    Me: Okay...that's good
    Her:-bites harder-
    Me: OWWWWW! AAAHHHH!
    Her:-pulls my skin with her fangs then releases me-
    Me:...
    Friends: Dude she drew blood! You're ****ed up! That's never going away! Go look at it!

    I did not want this...yet I walked into it...**** me.
     
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  3. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    [video=youtube;ycxuhvahw9c]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycxuhvahw9c[/video]

    I feel as if the roles in this song were reversed on me...
     
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  4. Blayz Mods Set The World A Blayz

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    were you seriously bitten by a vampire?
     
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  5. Mr. Pumpkin Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Yes of course he was, vampires are totally real.
     
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  6. Blayz Mods Set The World A Blayz

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    I new there were actual vampires in the world but I didn't know they actually bit people.DX
     
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  7. Spike H E R O

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  8. xigbar.nom Destiny Islands Resident

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    I used to have dodgy 'fangs'..but now i have braces so fangs no more XD
     
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  9. Blayz Mods Set The World A Blayz

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    well I'm no vampire but I do have fangs.XD
     
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  10. Ienzo ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>

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    Was she obsessed with twilight.
     
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  11. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Does the bite look anything like that?

    If it's a big wound, the fangs are fake.
     
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  12. Mr. Pumpkin Hollow Bastion Committee

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    I so wasn't being sarcastic.
     
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  13. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

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    Mind your sarcasm sir. I happen to know a descendant of Dracula. Pays me $300 once a month for two pints of my blood.
     
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  14. Mr. Van Whippy ♥ Biscuits and cookies

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    So what? Now you will shine! (god, i can make so many jokes right now... *brainexplodes*)
     
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  15. Xella_XV Merlin's Housekeeper

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    Why does this sound familiar? I mean, I was hungry the other night but I don't remember a party...
     
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  16. Mr. Van Whippy ♥ Biscuits and cookies

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    Wait, so your username says "Wolf" and you were bitten by a vampire? I think my brain just overload with jokes *diez*
     
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  17. Day~Dream Kingdom Keeper

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    Sparkly wolf with fangs? That's a new one. x3
     
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  18. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

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    Werepires! Quick, get the land shark!
     
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  19. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    Didn't get that far into a discussion with her since I was kind of irate after she literally chewed a hole in my neck
    No, it looked more like someone pulled the skin on my neck and stuck a fang shaped needle through it
    A black guy that shines. Talk about standing out.
    It makes me sound all cute and cuddly...
     
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  20. Daenerys Targaryen ok

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    Are you sparkling?
     
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