I want to learn how to pole dance...

I heard its good exercise...

What?! Strictly for fun, I'm not gonna be a stripper o.o

 

I know a five year old who takes pole dancing classes. I don't think I've known any parents better than hers.

 

/inb4Llave

 

She will make a good living.

 

Indeed. These will be the longest 13 years of my life.

 

Makaze, you know you want to see me pole dance...


Hehe

 

We all know Mike does. Wonder if you can top Britney?

 

Haha, I'm not sure but maybe. Of course I can top Britney, white girls have nothing over Hispanics in the art of the bedroom dancing

*snicker*

 

You know it!

 

Yes, it's good for you.





Yes, do come to my house and pole dance for me.

 

XDD You better tip well!

 

My eyes following your moves is like 1 million dollars, baby.















God Im so smooth.

 

...nice try, I'm going to need motivation. In the form of Washingtons.

 

How does....a carton of chocolate milk and a smile from the Ratster sound?


You know you want it. Everyone wants it. And you're getting it.






Yeah, I've got nothing to say. Do you accept credit cards?

 

Yeah I have a card swiper on my phone

 

Techie strippers? Hell yeah.

 

Alright good. I was worried there for a second.





And Llave, she is NOT a stripper. She's a dancer. An exotic one. In a sexy way. Or something.

 

I'm not a stripper I'm a dancer! Lol

Lmao, exactly!

 

Hey, if you're an exotic dancer, then the hobo in my local alleyway is an exotic pharmacist.