I want this Sweded

Sneaky ****in' Russians.

 

inb4sovietrussia

 

In Tsar Russia, Bolsheviks overthrow you!

 

Tsarist Russia*

Ra-ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine.

 

I c wat u did thar

 

There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong in his eyes a flaming glow.

 

In Soviet Russia, Communists fear YOU!


And by you I mean me.

 

Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear

 

He could preach the bible like a preacher,
Full of ecstasy and fire

 

But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire

 

Spoiler

 

Ra-Ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen

 

There was a cat that really was gone

 

Ra-Ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine

 

It was a shame how he carried on

 

He ruled the Russian land, and never mind the Tsar

 

But the kasachok he danced really wunderbar

 

All affairs of state, he was the man to please

 

But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze

 

For the queen he was no wheeling-dealer,
Though she heard the things he'd done