I sure have been making lots of threads lately

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Jube, Apr 17, 2012.

  1. Jube Formerly Chuck's

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    ANYWAY!
    You are walking one day to pick up some Doritos at 711(You love Doritos and there's a 711 nearby)
    When all of a sudden you are transported to a white void
    In that room are 4 doors, you cannot go back to your previous world and must take one of the doors to live in that world forever.

    Door 1: You are transported back to your last year of highschool. There you meet the love of your life. If you already have one right now then it's that person, this woman/man however completely loves you unconditionally. After high school you two get married. His or her father dies and leaves you a small inheritance; enough to start a small business or attend the most prestigious of universities.
    Your love develops a disease that causes him/her to not be able to work outside of the house. It's not fatal but they will have to stay the house wife or husband for the rest of their lives. You will be the sole supporter of the home.

    Door 2: You are transported to an alternate Earth where Lovecraft like aliens have invaded the planet(let's just assume you DON'T go utterly insane from looking at them). The Earth has developed a huge starship that contains a moon sized mecha that only YOU can pilot due to your weird alternate reality DNA. You will have to protect Earth from these monsters. You will obtain a crew of all sorts of characters, and for some odd reason all the woman seem to be attracted to you. You will also have that one guy who thinks he could do a better job then you and hates the **** out of you(until he warms up). No matter what happens something completly unorthodox will save you from certain death but everyone else around you can die if you are not diligent enough. Due to the ravaged state of the Earth there are no video games and the only television is a communication line with your boss. You are the only person who can pilot the mecha however everyone else can fly smaller sized mechs. Think of the Zaku from Gundam. Mooks essentially

    Door 3: You are transported back to your childhood home. You are 12 years old and your mom kicks you out in order to start your journey as a Pokemon master. All the Pokemon that have been revealed until today are avaliable. You may choose any starter pokemon from any generation. Poke centres are free as well. The world also seems to be as innocent as the Pokemon cartoon as in there is little to no crime at all other then a few organized criminals like Team Rocket. You will only die of old age because people don't die in Pokemon. You can become anything you want, Pokemon master, Gym leader, Elite four, anything.


    Door 4: You are Batman in Gotham city. No you can't bring your parents back no matter what you do. You can hang out with the Justice league though, that's cool.
     
  2. Yozora Archer

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    I think the Pokemon choice is the most obvious.....but to make things interesting, I'd choose door 2.



    It would be hell with all that weight on my shoulders, but.....yeah.
     
  3. Hayabusa Venomous

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    Door 2 or 3. 3 Sounds the most fun easily, and I could just as easily find love-interests as Ash could, but 2 sounds pretty awesome, and having many girls flock to me is always nice.

    Door 4 is the most badass, but Batman's life is not a glorious one, and I don't think anyone but he could do the job.

    Door 1 is meh. Sounds like some Nicholas Sparks book.

    Think I'll go with 3. Pokebros + possible love-interests + being a Pokemon champion = awesome life.

    Oh yeah, I totally also want to knock that idiot Ash off his high-horse. Maybe I'll dress kinda like Red.
     
  4. Loxare Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Door 1: I'm in my last year of high school. So... I'd be living my life as it is?

    Door 2: Space is cool, but I need to explore the Earth first.

    Door 3: Who doesn't want to be a Pokemon Master?

    Door 4: I love my parents. I'd like them to live please.

    Door 3 it is. ~I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was~
     
  5. Soap Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Hey Loxare, I think you meant door 3 for your choice.

    I'm choosing door 3. Why you ask? Screw being a Gym Leader, Forget about being a Pokemon Master/Champion, I'm gonna Beat the snot out of Giovanni and become All powerful leader of Team ROCKET!

    And by the way, I love these kinds of threads.
     
  6. Hayabusa Venomous

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    I'll happily be waiting to knock you off your crime-covered throne :]
     
  7. Soap Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Chall-.......Your Gym Battle has been Accepted!
     
  8. the best deal of em all really is no#3 because the only real down side is old age death and being kicked out at 12, but that would be awesome!