I suddenly feel like typing in Japanese, and having English subtitles.

実際に、私は思います! まあ、スパムゾーン、とにかく以内。地獄は、誰が知っていますか？私もそれは私のスタイルをするかもしれません。
[In fact, I think I will! Well, within the spamzone, anyways. Hell, who knows? I might even make it my style. ]

 

あなたはすべての時間をすべきではない楽しみとして、それは日本語で語っているように、私は信じて、それはかなり迷惑得ることができるが、それはこのスレッドでそれを行うには楽しいだろう
[As fun as it is to talk in Japanese, I belive you should not do it all the time, it could get pretty annoying but it would be fun to do it on this thread]

 

これは楽しいです
[This is fun]

 

Now, who in here actually knows what they're saying?​

 

Nobody. Google translator ftw.

 

I know a little! But I can't really read it yet.

 

私は!
[I do!]

 

ここ丸薬！
[Pills here!]

 

Fun fact! If you get a chart of all Kanji, pin it to your wall, and throw darts at it, there's a 99% chance that you'll make a word!

 

I don't know how to type in Japanese...*facedesk*

 

I am absolutely ecstatic to note that the subbing team of the new KH-Vids anime has been doing excellently. Bravo indeed.

 

これは正確なしかし、Googleの勝利のために翻訳されている場合私は考えている!
(I have no idea if this is accurate but google translate for the win!)

 

こんにちは、して、Gabe Newellは、され、HL2のエピソード3への歓迎、開発に9000年以上後に、うまくいけば、重さの価値されているでしょう
[Hi this is Gabe Newell, and welcome to HL2 Episode 3, after over 9000 years in development, hopefully it will have been worth the weight]

 

Waaa! Wo bu zhi dao KHV you zhen me duo ri ben ren!

 

if only i had the chancE to learn japanese.

 

Its called Google Translate