I must be a drunk magnet

Standin' in a pub with some friends n' this guy comes into view. I look at him for a moment n' quickly look away. Next thin' i know he pops his head over my shoulder n' says somethin' like, "Why you shyin' away from me baby?" His breathe was horrible so i told him that n' moved passed my pals. The guy tried to follow me till my pals blocked him, told the guy i didn't drink n' shoved him off. The drunkie said he only wanted some fun with me.
(Me = O__O)

Then two other lassies n' i (one completely steamin' n' was walkin' in her bare feet xD) were walkin' to the train station. Walked passed a group of guys were one of 'em tried to grab for my breast. Luckily i turned on my side. The guy then shouted "Hey baby, let me feel your *cough* breasts".

They must sense that i don't drink n' home in on me. NONE of my other pals were approached by drunkies. D:

 

Or you're just hawt? ;D

xDD lol

I hate drunk guys like that *shivers*

 

then that means you got the "goodies"
... okay that didn't come out right.

 

Maybe you just look extremely hot to an intoxicated person.

 

Silly drunktards, only Norse people have a chance.



or elves.

 

That's why it's sad. D:

I like elves...n' Hyrulians. O:3

 

They must be really drunk to think your attractive. Just kidding.

 

Damn you're always mean

 

He's a bampot. You'll learn to ignore him.

 

Well, why did you not talk to them? That's probabaly gonna be the only chances you'll get at love. D:

 

I'd never demean myself like that. If that's what you like to do then go ahead. Talk to all the drunks you want n' get raped. You'll love it.

 

Sure! Can you be my first? 8D

 

Sadly, i don't drink. Bummer for you. You must know where all the drunkies live. You can pick your favourite...or you can have DA. Sleep with him n' you'll get staff.

 

You WERE at a pub.

I still blame the magic underwear.

 

Just to be sociable.

Those magic knickers will save your life one day, mark my words!

 

*marks* fillz

 

im the opposite, when im drunk is about the only time im not flirting with the women, they come to me instead O_o I become a verrrry good smooth talker when i get a few drinks in me, the ladies love me XDD.....wait...thats kinda sad....women only like me when im drunk?





*sigh* Now I have some re-evaluating of my life to do.....



*grabs bottle of southern comfort*

 

At least they like you when THEY are sober. Guys only like me when they're drunk. If i ever get married i'll have to keep my husband drunk 24/7, n' i'll need a new husband every week cause the previous one died of liver failure.

 

Drunk people freak me out.....one time I was in a hotel ...I was gonna go down to sing for my aunt's wedding reception....I passed some drunk dude that was leaning on the wall he was like "Where ya going?!" I quickly walked away, scared he might come after me x.x

 

Drunk people are funny when you are sober =3 You get to laugh at them ;D

But it ain't nice when you are the only drunk one =/